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Old 07-18-2007, 12:25 AM
Xanta Xanta is offline
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

Zeebo never fails. Don't you know that a full house is very high on the poker hand ranking chart?
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:30 AM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

So youre telling me I needlessly wasted 33BBs with my awesome 3'bing light? Crap.

(In fairness, there was a guy who posted in MP and I thought he was raising light)
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:37 AM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

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Zeebo never fails. Don't you know that a full house is very high on the poker hand ranking chart?

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okay, at what point did he zeebo?
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:53 AM
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If still taking requests for an avatar...any chance for a Felix the Cat one or something clever similar (bag o' tricks etc)?


And 10k hands a day?!? My goal is 30k a month, wow.

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like this?



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You, sir, kick ass! Many thanks!
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:55 AM
Manchild84 Manchild84 is offline
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

This is hilarious. Villain is 41/30/4.
It's pretty much your standard double-expert-slowplay-reverse-cooler.
I check flop because because I'm not getting much value from hands I'm ahead of (ie... underpairs), but I'm going to the mattresses anyways with any hand that hit (AA, KK, AK, AQ, KQ etc..), so I may as well let him stab and then c/r or c/c, depending on betsize.
And then the turn hit, and now Im behind most of his possible combos. But I figure what the hell, why not..

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $99.00
BB: $223.35
UTG: $99.55
CO: $99.90
BTN: $102.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $3.50</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.50</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $9.00

Flop: ($26) (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($26) (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $87.05</font>, Hero calls all-in for $66.50
Uncalled bet of $0.55 returned to UTG

River: ($199) (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $199.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had (straight, ace high) and LOST (-$99.00)
Hero had (full house, queens full of kings) and WON (+$98.00)
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

2nd hand at the table. Villain and I have zero history.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $24.50</u>
<u>BB: $27.68</u>
UTG: $11.75
MP: $20.04
CO: $17.87
BTN: $27.43

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, BB calls $1.00

Flop: ($2.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, BB calls $2.00

Turn: ($6.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, BB calls $4.00

River: ($14.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, BB calls $10.00

Pot Size: $34.50 ($1.72 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Ten to Ace) and LOST (-$17.25)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Royal Flush) and WON (+$15.53)

I think I just made a new buddy.
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:19 AM
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So its vacation time...one week without a PC gonna be awesome, although it will be so much better after the last 2 poker days :



Im gonna be back next week, so UB guys, feed on the fishies while I cant [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:25 AM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

Youre at $200 on UB, right?
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:27 AM
Kimo White Devil Kimo White Devil is offline
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

well today played 600 hands of 100NL and 2.4K of 200NL...

I think I am almost ready for 200NL now

8EDIT : toughest part is the absolute value of the bets become eally big...and swings are hard, but a good AA well dealt and bam you stack 2 persons for 400$ net profit and your day is done
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:28 AM
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Default Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

Cool. I'm almost rolled for $200, but I dont think rolled = ready at this point.

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8EDIT : toughest part is the absolute value of the bets become eally big...and swings are hard, but a good AA well dealt and bam you stack 2 persons for 400$ net profit and your day is done



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That's the thing for me right now w/ $100. I win 1.5 or 2 BIs, and I'm good for the day. It's good, because then I dont play too long and start to suck, but bad because somedays I only get like 200 hands.
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