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Old 03-08-2006, 02:53 PM
roueful roueful is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

How long did it take to register what happened? Did you play the next hand? I'd definitely be catatonic for about 60 seconds, gradually fading in to noisy disbelief.
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:57 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Ohhhh! I just got it! The REAL bad beat was missing the jackpot since both players need to use both hole cards. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:57 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Everyone was beat on the river...
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:19 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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[ QUOTE ]
Wow! what a terrible beat. OMG!!

What's funny also is nobody notices how he was beat on the turn & not the river. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] LOL! But it doesn't matter. Still horrible! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Ohhhh! I just got it! The REAL bad beat was missing the jackpot since both players need to use both hole cards. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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It took you this long to figure this out?

JENIUS!
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:01 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 03-08-2006, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This beat may take a while, probably around a lifetime, to get over. Hope he's ok.

OP Returns to the Forum: over/under Sunday March 12th?
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:15 PM
A_C_Slater A_C_Slater is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I first saw this thread 2 days ago. I was unsure of what to add to it, but I wanted something apropos. No one really was able to come close to describing the actual horror of the OP's mood.

The person who said this beat was worse than the crucifixation and the sins of all humanity combined came the closest, but that was obviously overdramatic and a bit over the top.


But I finally have a good way to sum it up. A passage from George Orwell's 1984. The scene where O'Brien is interrogating Winston in the Ministry of Love.

To the OP:


Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:31 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

NUFF SAID>>>>>>>>LOCK IT UP!
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:54 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

The op is alive and well, FWIW.
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