Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[J.Brown]

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driving ANY Camaro or Firebird.

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fyp

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So wrong.

Camaros from the late 60's through '82 or so were pretty [censored] sweet.

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The new camaro as seen in transformers looked pretty sweet IMO too

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i am sorry, but no and no.

there are a million better and "sweeter" cars than these and combine that with the fact that you would own the same car as a ton of meathead mullet wearing yahoos you should probably just think something else is cool and buy that.

seriously.

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WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH A MULLET!

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nothing wrong with it at all, but it just subjects you to not being able to sleep with 99% of the worthwhile women in the world. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[edfurlong]

I gave up part way through page two, but god bless this quote.

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Chicks, like the American Negro, are blessed with a much wider acceptable fashion range than other, less fortunate peoples.

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[daryn]

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I gave up part way through page two, but god bless this quote.

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Chicks, like the American Negro, are blessed with a much wider acceptable fashion range than other, less fortunate peoples.

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heh yeah i loved that. so true.. notice how a black guy can walk into a room wearing a purple suit and pants, one big gold hoop earing and a zebra bandana and nobody says [censored]? i think it's awesome.

[Ineedaride2]

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Spit cups

Anything NASCAR related

Keeping a comb in your back pocket

Mullets

Those big black wallets that are chained to your belt loop

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You plagiarized this from the "Stereotyping Rednecks Handbook," didn't you.

[Peter Harris]

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They retort with the fact that they're comfortable. Yeah? Well my bathrobe is comfortable. Can I wear that around when I do the shopping?

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yes infact you can wear your bathrobe

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Yes, I could. If I wanted to look like a PIECE OF TRASH!

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[Eurotrash]

i feel like i should be partially qualified to comment on this, but you Americans seem to have it pretty well covered.

[SixT4]

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Enormously fat women - i.e. 280 pounds plus - who wear sleeveless tops DESPITE NOT REALISING THEIR FAT ARMS ARE DISGUSTING.

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how do people not know what despite means?

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de·spite (d-spt)
prep.
In spite of; notwithstanding

Your point being?

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The observation should be that they wear such shirts BECAUSE they don't realize their arms are fat, not IN SPITE OF not realizing their arms are fat. Throwing in a "despite" here is the old "because doesn't sound smart so I'll use a different word" trap.

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I don't accept your alternative phrasing. "Despite" is the correct word for what I meant. These fatties wear short-sleeved tops for whatever reason - maybe they liked the colour in the store. They did not choose the garment just because they didn't know how grotesque their fat arms would look.

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you're wrong, just stop. not knowing that their arms are disgusting should make it more likely for them to show them off, not less. it should be "despite [fact that should make them less likely to do so]."

it's like saying "michael jordan is an awesome dunker, despite the fact that he jumps really high."

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OMFG NITSSSSSSS

[SNOWBALL]

A saw a blonde girl talking to a guy in the lobby of the venetian yesterday, and she had a bare midriff, and very lowcut pants. I couldn't tell if she was wearing panties, but her pubes were definitely showing. I think this may be the next big step up in the progession of what women will expose in public. Blarg predicted that they would figure out a way to show their buttholes, but I think the pubes are more likely to go into fashion first.

[nath]

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A saw a blonde girl talking to a guy in the lobby of the venetian yesterday, and she had a bare midriff, and very lowcut pants. I couldn't tell if she was wearing panties, but her pubes were definitely showing. I think this may be the next big step up in the progession of what women will expose in public. Blarg predicted that they would figure out a way to show their buttholes, but I think the pubes are more likely to go into fashion first.

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Yeah. I think it's still illegal to expose your butthole in public, for the most part, but pubes may not be. Probably because nobody thought of it.

[KFCandKoolAid]

a girl who's waiting in line at 7-11 to purchase a few 40oz bottles of Mickey's malt liquor