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Old 06-30-2006, 05:30 AM
Dromar Dromar is offline
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yawn.

funny stuff.
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Old 06-30-2006, 04:46 PM
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading.
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Old 07-02-2006, 06:01 AM
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading.

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Now that you mention it me too - thought it was a reference to sarcasm level first time through... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2006, 04:13 PM
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You are my new favorite person on the forum.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:51 PM
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Find some coke dealers and hookers, have them hang around the "bar" area every night. Now you got yourself a casino.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:58 PM
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running?

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Yeah it did but Harrah's bought it.
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:44 PM
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5 poker tables: $3000
surveillance equipment: $2000
custom chips and cards: $3000
hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300
5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000

watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:41 PM
Richard Tanner Richard Tanner is offline
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5 poker tables: $3000
surveillance equipment: $2000
custom chips and cards: $3000
hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300
5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000

watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless

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Ummmm you obviously missed the part where he said his parents are COOL with it. Learn to read.

Cody
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:05 PM
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If you have a big enough house, you can build a buffet upstairs and even give out comps to your regular players. Have your mom do all the cooking. I'm sure she'll love that.

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Old 07-08-2006, 06:08 PM
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So what happens when the first day you're open someone goes on a sick blackjack heater and you can't pay him?
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