So I had a date tonight

[DING-DONG YO]

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a handjob is NOT sex

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agreed, I left it out on purpose, GA.

aside from that, I like the remaining terms.

[Claunchy]

Yeah I agree to all that. Basically what DDY said. Definitely no handjobs. BJ to orgasm is a win for GA.

[Georgia Avenue]

BS! HJs are totally sex. But whatever, I doubt it'll come down to a photo-finish.

[prodonkey]

If your last name is clinton, oral isn't even sex.

[amead]

Oh my god.

I've never read anything like that letter before in my life.

I actually had to stop like three times because my squeamish empathy got the best of me.

Seriously though, don't do that again. You don't have to be a pimp and demean women and stuff, but when you try to kiss them and they say no, it's because they aren't attracted to you.

No amount of poetry and flowery prose can counteract that. Nice guys can make the leap, but it takes time. Not poetry or emo love letters. Ever.

[Dids]

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awww goofy this was a really cute thread!! i am really sorry it didnt turn out well because you sound sweet in it! here is the thing, everyone is right, freshman girls are not looking for dates, they are looking for loads of free drinks, attention, and as many boys to string along as possible.

and i think she is very very cute so you must be cute too if she woudl go out with you!!

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Did you read the letter?

[Mr. Philosophy]

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Mr. Phil: The bet is:
Goofy goes home with a girl and has sex with her WHILE IM IN VEGAS. If its a gf he already has or whatever, ok doesnt count. But if it's a girl he already knows but hasnt scored, and I wing him to victory, that counts. OK?

DDY: Dont forget the HJ son, thats my JAM!

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Ok just wanted to know the details. I think you'll be able to get him some. Just as long as he listens to your advice.

[Mr. Philosophy]

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awww goofy this was a really cute thread!! i am really sorry it didnt turn out well because you sound sweet in it! here is the thing, everyone is right, freshman girls are not looking for dates, they are looking for loads of free drinks, attention, and as many boys to string along as possible.

and i think she is very very cute so you must be cute too if she woudl go out with you!!

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Did you read the letter?

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My guess is she just read the first post by him. At least that's what I hope.

[prodonkey]

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awww goofy this was a really cute thread!! i am really sorry it didnt turn out well because you sound sweet in it! here is the thing, everyone is right, freshman girls are not looking for dates, they are looking for loads of free drinks, attention, and as many boys to string along as possible.

and i think she is very very cute so you must be cute too if she woudl go out with you!!

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Did you read the letter?

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Girls can't read.. isn't that obvious?

[SomethingClever]

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We can blissfully enjoy this last week that we have together by kissing repeatedly without reservation or restraint; we can look back upon it and smile & laugh at the fleeting bond we shared. This, to me, is a far better alternative than ignoring the feelings we both know are there and awkwardly dancing around them for as long as we remain friends. I feel lucky to have met a mature, sexy, and intelligent girl like you as I finish my college career, and I can't think of a better way to spend my last week than to share my last college fling, no strings attached, with you. To say that it "isn't fair" isn't good enough. My happiness, and yours, deserve better than to be cast aside over an arbitrary judgement of what's "fair." And nothing right now could make me happier than to close my eyes and softly place my lips onto yours.

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