You know you play too much poker if... - Page 24

sixsixtie · #**231** 04-17-2007, 11:48 AM

I'm watching TV late at night with my roommate and hard ball with keanu reaves comes on. We get 20 minutes in and realize its not going to be a sweet sports betting movie. Me-"Allright I'm going to bed." him-"Naw, [censored] that. You're PLOT committed." me- "Ah, [censored] you're right."

Grim Reapa · #**232** 04-17-2007, 11:57 AM

You get a second TV in your front room cos you find it insanely easy to keep track of 2 seperate programs / films at the same time, infact you find watching just one program incredibly slow and dull - multi-tabling has its rewards.

Kevroc · #**233** 04-17-2007, 12:00 PM

you wonder aloud if Yassir Arifat was good at PLO.

sixsixtie · #**234** 04-17-2007, 12:03 PM

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you wonder aloud if Yassir Arifat was good at PLO.

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AYYYYOOOOO!!!

DMoogle · #**235** 04-17-2007, 12:13 PM

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You get a second TV in your front room cos you find it insanely easy to keep track of 2 seperate programs / films at the same time, infact you find watching just one program incredibly slow and dull - multi-tabling has its rewards.

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Hahahahaha. So this is why all the big players have two 50"es in their living room. Multi-televisioning.

FineVol · #**236** 04-17-2007, 12:18 PM

Try to do chip tricks with quarters

sixsixtie · #**237** 04-17-2007, 12:26 PM

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Try to do chip tricks with quarters

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I can do the butterfly with 4 dimes

Grim Reapa · #**238** 04-17-2007, 12:31 PM

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You get a second TV in your front room cos you find it insanely easy to keep track of 2 seperate programs / films at the same time, infact you find watching just one program incredibly slow and dull - multi-tabling has its rewards.

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Hahahahaha. So this is why all the big players have two 50"es in their living room. Multi-televisioning.

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8 TV Grinding!

EgoSlasher · #**239** 04-17-2007, 03:27 PM

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this is......wait....THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVERRRRRR

sometimes....(true story)...i wake up moving my index finger in a clicking fashion..........or(this happend only once(i think))ive woken up shuffling imaginary chips

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Just make sure you don't do this at the WSOP when you have a good hand.

Rolon · #**240** 04-17-2007, 03:55 PM

I'm always happy when something happens where nobody loses. In poker, I have to make somebody lose so that I can win. In sex, everybody wins and it makes it that much better! I seriously tell my GF this...not relating it to poker, just the fact that sex is so good because everybody wins.