SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[MannyIsGod]

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wait, manny, your a pro?

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I hate to use that term because I feel I'm a donk, but my main source of income is poker. Back when I found out that I could make far more 10 tabling 20 dollar SNGs on Party than I could working at a real job while in school, I quit working at a real job. What I lack in skill, I make up for in volume.

Money a real pro makes > Money I make > Job after school > Any job while going to school

[orange]

Question: not going to ask leg. forum cause that forum is way too cluttered...U.S. players:

Okay, I've read alot of what I can on the latest issues regarding the bill/pp/whatever...

How safe is our money in say, a poker account like UB/WSEX/FTP? And will we be able to cash out using neteller/firepay? Will the payment system (ie. firepay/neteller) be banned once the bill is implemented?

Basically what I'm asking is, how safe is my $ in FTP and will I ever have a problem withdrawing it?

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, I'm not sure anyone can really tell you with a total degree of certainty. I think for the most part, the major sites are all safe. I don't think any of them are going to run off with anyone's money, and as far as I know, most keep the money in trust accounts.

Anyhow, I think you're pretty safe, but I'm not totally sure.

[neverforgetlol]

ok meant to post this in micro but this is just too funny

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($41.60)
SB ($61.30)
BB ($39.80)
Hero ($68.75)
MP ($45.45)
CO ($31.15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $2, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($4.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, Button calls $4.

Turn: ($12.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($12.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $17</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $62.75</font>, Button calls $18.60 (All-In).

Final Pot: $111.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 8s 8h (full house, eights full of nines)
Button has Qc 7c (straight, nine high)

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[orange]

bet turn typically.

[neverforgetlol]

yeah probably, didn't hve much of read on villain, thought i could get more value by faking weakness.

anyway let's all just laugh at button.

[orange]

haha sucker button, you suck!

[neverforgetlol]

lol thx

[EMc]

Lets go Yankees!!!

[orange]

fuc the yankees. [censored] all the world series teams. &lt;---seattle mariners fan, worst in the AL west.