banging chicks from myspace.com

[zokbarjazz]

wow.

just wow.

[TimM]

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

Whatever trainwrecks may or may not occur here will be nothing compared to that.

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I guess this had to happen eventually.

OK so WTF is it with women who think they can give a fake picture and then meet and be a totally different person. I had one do it to me too, though I figured it out before actually meeting. She claimed she was going to explain it all when we met, and hoped I would be OK with it.

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the latest from my girl Stella the scammer

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Hey Jeremy, i'm so sorry i got ur message abit late ok.... it's not my fault i would have replied ur message but the hotel management won't put me on the internet for me to read my mails ok.... as soon as i got ur messages i had to walk straight to the hotel manager's office to tell them about ur and ur intensions on trying to help me out with the bills payment and i asked them how they want there money sent over and they told me that the money could be sent over to the hotel manager through western union money transfer, so this could be over as soon as possible ok.... i can understand the presure u've been facing from friends and other close pals ok.... but i'm most grateful that u did listen to ur heart and u didn't take me for one of those silly scums trying to play some silly mind games on the internet or those who try to take advantage of others becuz of there money...... i realy need ur help to get my life back on track jeremy and trust me u will never regret it..... it sure will be so nice to meet u and spend some time with u ok.... plus it will be so nice if u can pick me up at the airport when i arrive, so we can meet each other and spend sometime together this christmas..... i'll be more than happy to see things workout perfectly between us ok..... here is the information needed for u to be able to send the money to the hotel manager through western union money transfer ok..... It says:

Please send the money directly to the hotel manager for Crystal Suits Hotels Ltd, with this information through western union money transfer either online at the western union website or through a western union agency close to your local.

Name of Reciver: James Francis
City: Minna
Country: Nigeria
Total amount to be sent: $750 USD
Text Question: who is this for
Text Question Answer: For Stella

Please as soon as the money is transfered we require you to please send this detail confirmations through your friend Ms. Stella Wallace as a proof of payment. Also you can call the hotel manager to confirm the payment with this phone number +234-803-215-7301.

1. The name of the sender
2. The city, state and country where the money is sent from
3. The money transfer control numbers (ten digit MTCN)
4. The confirmation of the text question and answers given to you for this transaction.

Jeremy that's all i could pickout from the paper given to me by the manager alright..... i'll be waiting to hear back from u and pls try to send me the money transfer details like they instucted ok..... i'll need it all as a proof of payment ok.... U are awesome now and thanks a lot for believing me, i sure will make u proud of me..... i'm waiting to hear from u soon.

Luv,

Stella.

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I may be able to get an OOT picture yet

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stella,

would it be possible for you to have the hotel management send me an email?

there are some questions I would like to ask them

thanks

Jeremy

I am eagerly awaiting the time when we will be together

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Hi Jeremy, i'll take the message to the hotel management ok.... i think they should be able to send u e-mail and you should be able to reach them back too. I'll let you know as soon as i get there contact e-mail address alright..... i hope things workout positivly and i'm looking forward to meeting you soon.

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Dear Sir,

I have been informed by your friend Ms. Stella Wallace that you have questions as regards the situation. what could that be? I await you immediate response.

Regards,

Mr. James Francis (Manager)
For: Crystal Suits Hotels LTD.

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Hi James,

I would like to help Stella but as you can imagine I would like to get some sort of verification that you are who you claim you are. I have a couple of ideas on how we can work this out to both of our satisfaction. Also I know Stella is without any funds at the moment do you think it would be possible for me to wire you some additional funds and for you to give her the cash? I cant think of a faster way for her to recieve an extra several hundred dollars. I of course understand if you cannot do this.

It would help me if to start you were to explain the situation to me from your point of view

Jeremy

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Any thoughts or suggestions appreciated

[Dudd]

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

Whatever trainwrecks may or may not occur here will be nothing compared to that.

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but the source for that article is The Weekly World News. Draw your own conclusions.

[Razor]

Crystal Suits Hotels??

Both Stella and James spell it that way so it must be right...

[Nicholasp27]

there is no Crystal Suites (or Suits) hotel in Nigeria (according to Blingo!)

email them back to get the url to their website

[SkunkDoctor]

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Dear Sir,

I have been informed by your friend Ms. Stella Wallace that you have questions as regards the situation. what could that be? I await you immediate response.

Regards,

Mr. James Francis (Manager)
For: Crystal Suits Hotels LTD.

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Hi James,

I would like to help Stella but as you can imagine I would like to get some sort of verification that you are who you claim you are. I have a couple of ideas on how we can work this out to both of our satisfaction. Also I know Stella is without any funds at the moment do you think it would be possible for me to wire you some additional funds and for you to give her the cash? I cant think of a faster way for her to recieve an extra several hundred dollars. I of course understand if you cannot do this.

It would help me if to start you were to explain the situation to me from your point of view

Jeremy

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Any thoughts or suggestions appreciated

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HAHA that could have only been better if it read "this is james from crystal suits ok..." The attempt at official spelling/wording etc. is priceless. "questions as regards the situation. what could that be?" Oh man gimme a second.

[MrWookie]

Well, guys, the chick I failed to nail in my last update came back for more. While I wasn't thrilled with the idea of capitalizing on her situation the day things went down with her boyfriend, I have no qualms after she's had a few days to cool down.

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MySpaceChick: hi
Me: oh, hi
Me: how are you feeling?
MySpaceChick: good
MySpaceChick: i dumped him
MySpaceChick: im just sick of his [censored]
Me: that feel good?
MySpaceChick: and everyone tells me that i deserve so much better
MySpaceChick: so maybe i should this time listen to the general public
Me: large groups of people telling you what to do can be hit or miss
Me: sometimes they can be very right, or sometimes very wrong
MySpaceChick: im just saying this [censored] has been going on for 3 years
MySpaceChick: and ive had it
Me: but I think you should probably listen in this case
Me: yeah
Me: three years?
Me: do you like suffering?
MySpaceChick: apparently
MySpaceChick: im just sick of crying evertime he blows me off
MySpaceChick: and for that time... i want to see other ppl
MySpaceChick: cause maybe there are ppl that would deserve me more than he does
Me: sounds like you made a wise decision
Me: What did you end up doing w/ your friend Emily?
MySpaceChick: dennies
MySpaceChick: to eat and talk
MySpaceChick: her bf* is ubsessed w/ her
MySpaceChick: and he won't let her go
Me: No drowning your sorrows over a beer, or whatever your hooch of choice may be?
MySpaceChick: ha ha
MySpaceChick: yah when im 21 or up in the city i could
Me: The bars in Canandaigua are a little more anal?
MySpaceChick: naw.... they know me
MySpaceChick: can't use the sex appeal so they don't id u
MySpaceChick: that and my friends in the city know the bar ppl
MySpaceChick: and they are 21, and 22
Me: yeah, if they know you're underage, it makes things difficult
MySpaceChick: yah...
MySpaceChick: in town
Me: However, I'd be happy to take you out. The places I frequent won't give you any trouble. This sullen sobriety must end!
MySpaceChick: lol
MySpaceChick: i useto get drunk all the time
Me: Can I get your phone number? Let's set something up
MySpaceChick: XXXXXXXXXX
MySpaceChick: whats urs
Me: XXXXXXXXXX
MySpaceChick: Matt..... ___________
Me: yes?
Me: Didn't I just give you my #?
MySpaceChick: yah
MySpaceChick: whats ur last name
Me: oh, heh
Me: XXXXXXXXXX
Me: and yours?
MySpaceChick: XXXXXXXXXX
Me: No answer?
MySpaceChick: my moms asleep
Me: ah, gotcha
Me: Figured phone would be easier to converse than IM, but didn't take into account the mom factor [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
MySpaceChick: yah... just nows a bad time
Me: alright, have a good evening
MySpaceChick: you too
MySpaceChick: im wrighting xmas cards till i die i swear!
Me: heh
Me: enjoy, and good night
MySpaceChick: i will
MySpaceChick: lol


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PLUS: Super extra special bonus conversation! This happened just a couple minutes after the first one ended.

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MySpaceChick: : hey
Me: : yes?
MySpaceChick: : whats new
MySpaceChick: : my cards are almost done
Me: : Am I the person you want to be talking with, or did you accidentally get the wrong chat box?
MySpaceChick: : he he
MySpaceChick: : yah
MySpaceChick: : howd u guess
MySpaceChick: : i got the box things mixed up
MySpaceChick: : im blond im sorry : (
Me: : I'm telepathic [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
MySpaceChick: : really?
MySpaceChick: : what am i thinking
Me: : You're thinking about how I'm full of crap
MySpaceChick: : nope
MySpaceChick: : lol yah
Me: : see?
MySpaceChick: : yeppers u r
Me: : ok, all this telepathy has worn me out. I'm out. You take another stab at trying to type in the right box.
MySpaceChick: : ha ha


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From these two conversations, it's become increasingly apparent that this girl is quite a few cards short of a full deck ("ubsessed?" [censored]). Ah well, that seems to be par for the course on Myspace. I'll set up a date in the very near future at some time when her mom shouldn't come into play, and I guess we'll see what develops.

[diebitter]

When you get her out, mention the card writing, and say 'your poor fingers, which hand?'

When she shows you, take it and start stroking it, make some 'poor you' talk, then change the subject, but don't stop with the hand. Keep the contact.

When it's going well, deliberately break contact with her hand, then reasonably quickly reestablish, going back to the same thing.

She'll get the message you're doing it deliberately, and confidently, and it's a safe area, but still sensual.

Trust me.