banging chicks from myspace.com

[DMBFan23]

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-e-hipsters *this being the most annoying to me.

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elaborate? I thought I had a good idea of what a normal hipster was, but what is an e-hipster?

[diebitter]

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What I was really pointing out was that you quoted someone saying "you are all fags". Then you described, in detail, how that wasn't true by using metaphors involving the beach and the moon's reflection on the water.

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Ah sorry. Thought you were just bitching about no progress [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

My whinge detector is set too high.

And to be honest, it wasn't meant to be ironic, I was trying to make a point vividly, and came across extremely faggy. Doh! [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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a new thread will need to be created for trainwreckness to ensue, because this one is just too bloated for some random girl to read through and manage.

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I've been thinking the same. plus we have a bunch of "inside" (not "inside?" ) discussion going on here that won't allow much deniability.

So I think any trainwrecks should start in a "myspace trip report" thread

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the latest from my girl Stella the scammer

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Hey Jeremy, i'm so sorry i got ur message abit late ok.... it's not my fault i would have replied ur message but the hotel management won't put me on the internet for me to read my mails ok.... as soon as i got ur messages i had to walk straight to the hotel manager's office to tell them about ur and ur intensions on trying to help me out with the bills payment and i asked them how they want there money sent over and they told me that the money could be sent over to the hotel manager through western union money transfer, so this could be over as soon as possible ok.... i can understand the presure u've been facing from friends and other close pals ok.... but i'm most grateful that u did listen to ur heart and u didn't take me for one of those silly scums trying to play some silly mind games on the internet or those who try to take advantage of others becuz of there money...... i realy need ur help to get my life back on track jeremy and trust me u will never regret it..... it sure will be so nice to meet u and spend some time with u ok.... plus it will be so nice if u can pick me up at the airport when i arrive, so we can meet each other and spend sometime together this christmas..... i'll be more than happy to see things workout perfectly between us ok..... here is the information needed for u to be able to send the money to the hotel manager through western union money transfer ok..... It says:

Please send the money directly to the hotel manager for Crystal Suits Hotels Ltd, with this information through western union money transfer either online at the western union website or through a western union agency close to your local.

Name of Reciver: James Francis
City: Minna
Country: Nigeria
Total amount to be sent: $750 USD
Text Question: who is this for
Text Question Answer: For Stella

Please as soon as the money is transfered we require you to please send this detail confirmations through your friend Ms. Stella Wallace as a proof of payment. Also you can call the hotel manager to confirm the payment with this phone number +234-803-215-7301.

1. The name of the sender
2. The city, state and country where the money is sent from
3. The money transfer control numbers (ten digit MTCN)
4. The confirmation of the text question and answers given to you for this transaction.

Jeremy that's all i could pickout from the paper given to me by the manager alright..... i'll be waiting to hear back from u and pls try to send me the money transfer details like they instucted ok..... i'll need it all as a proof of payment ok.... U are awesome now and thanks a lot for believing me, i sure will make u proud of me..... i'm waiting to hear from u soon.

Luv,

Stella.

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[diebitter]

I've been slowly working through this thread trying to pick up any nuggest of usueful insight to help out vavavoom's summary, and there's one opener I missed the first time, that no one seems to have tried. It was:

'Saw one of your pics - yummy!'

I can't see it myself, but wondered if anyone tried it, or wants to try it? For the sake of research?

[diebitter]

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Blake

I concur- your posts have been A+ here.

Why are you hitting on Gorie though?

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I was wondering when somebody was gonna notice it was gorie [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Just messing with her, I thought her responses were pretty hilarious, so I figured you guys might like the read.

blake

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Blake, love the work, these wenches are having trouble handling The Truth, huh?


May I request you try slipping into Pirate for one of em?

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Consider pirate style done [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Also, after hooking up with one of these girls, what is the best way to start the train wreck? Note on bedside? another e-mail?

Note: It is possible one of these girls won't be a monster [censored], and will catch hard core feelings really fast. Like Soul mate feelings. It is possible she is a [censored]/crazy and goes into same deal.

This kinda scares me. How do I set them off, and is this wayyy to cold hearted?


[censored]=loose easy woman

blake

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Did you try the pirate on any birds yet then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[KDawg]

you should get her in contact with Idi. THey'd make a good team

[Stuey]

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Hey Jeremy, i'm so sorry i got ur message abit late ok.... it's not my fault i would have replied ur message but the hotel management won't put me on the internet for me to read my mails ok.... i'll be more than happy to see things workout perfectly between us ok..... here is the information needed for u to be able to send the money to the hotel manager through western union money transfer ok

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Peachy has been kidnaped forced to change her name and is stuck in a nigerian hotel somewhere and needs funds! Why was I not informed!! We must free peachy!!!

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BTW I'm pretty sure this

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i'll be more than happy to see things workout perfectly between us ok

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Is in response to

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Also would I get to see you before you left? could we spend some "alone" time together? I'm sorry if that is too forward I don't really have much experience with girls

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Scammer and a whore. tsk tsk what would her mother say

[The Truth]

Hey guys, I am in kentucky with my cousins. come to find out, both of them have already banged chicks from myspace. One of them is currently dating a girl from myspace.

I am suprsied msyelf. More information as the day continues.

blake