banging chicks from myspace.com

[diebitter]

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Right, Been away for the weekend...

I'll have a look through this thread monster....and see where we're at !...Update to follow I assume....

I have started the Myspace Guide 1.01....and should have it up by the end of the day.....Does it deserve a new post or to be put in this ...

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I'd say new post, as the 'first draught' - this allows comments and evolution.

[Shajen]

Anyone care to cliff notes this monster for me?

Is it even worth it?

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Is it even worth it?

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not really

[Clarkmeister]

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OOTiots,

I came very close to completing the challenge. I had the date with the school teacher today. A but plump, but overall kind of cute. Dinner went well, and I invited her to either Dave & Busters after or my place for a movie. She seemed open to the latter, so I had her over. I suckered her into watching High Roller, and made my move. Got her back to my bed, but she didn't seem like she wanted to let things escilate so far. So close, but no cigar. Although I should get there next time I see her. I just kicked her out for now, but will try again later. I will be out of town beginning Thursday, so there should be 3 more days of trying to finish the job.

Blueballin it,
Tom

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Run through the line, not to the line. We are pulling for you.

[TeeJayOrTJ]

After getting really lazy in this My Space messaging thing I finally am in the process of getting together later this week with the girl on the right.

[Villainaire]

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Well i mean, i would'nt want to waste your time... being an only child and all.

If you have a change of heart it would be easier to catch me on aim, my name on there is XXXXXXXXX

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This is weak-tight. You want to imply that SHE is wasting YOUR time.

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I disagree. I think that was well played. She's BEGGING for more. I personally think you made the best of the conversation at the beginning. It didn't seem like it was going to go anywhere, but you certainly prevailed in the end.

Took balls to just burn out on her like that. If she would have just said bye and left it at that, you would be getting flamed for not trying to close.

All in all. You got a helluva read and pounced on her weakness.

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2K+ posts, someone had better have banged a chick, otherwise you guys are all fags.

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Some of you are really missing the big picture here.

The journey is the big, important thing here, not the end. A lot of guys are learning an awful lot quickly. This is road to Damascus stuff for some of them, I suspect.


Let me spell it out for you.

If you were at a beach and it gets dark, and a big, clear full moon comes up, then look at it and wonder. It is beautiful and imposing and wonderous. But you concentrate on this and this alone, you miss the beauty of the moonlight on the glittering sea, the sound of breakers on the shore and the cry of seabirds, and fresh, salty air in your face, the delicate shifting of sand under you, and all the heavenly glories that cover the rest of the sky.


do you see what I'm saying here.

I'll paraphrase: QUIT THE FKN WHINING!

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Holy [censored] this made me come out of the woodwork. First I'm dissapointed in the fact that I'm positive someone has gotten ass from this, and not caused the neccessary trainwreck. I suppose I can understand that. Many have alluded that they lost their balls once a girl gave them the time of day and don't want to screw up the mediocre-at- best booty call. OK fine. But please, I hope this post was a joke. The irony has to be intentional.

[diebitter]

Which part of 'QUIT THE FKN WHINING!' didn't you understand?

I'm not saying it shouldn't go to the end - the opposite in fact - I'm saying have patience and QUIT THE FKN WHINING!

[SkunkDoctor]

What I was really pointing out was that you quoted someone saying "you are all fags". Then you described, in detail, how that wasn't true by using metaphors involving the beach and the moon's reflection on the water.

[chuddo]

account stat crap after having a profile for one week:

-484 messages in inbox. i would guess ~125-175 different people.
-46 friend invite things

like i said in other posts i am not looking to randomly shag any of these people, so i cannot offer up myself for another trainwreck.

very few people i would even consider hanging out with, because a lot of pages make it clear that i would likely dislike their personality. it seems most people fall into one of the catagories:

-dumb, pink-loving sororisluts/hyperidiots.
-goths/freaks/people trying to hard to be weird.
-thug life
-e-hipsters *this being the most annoying to me.
-babys mommas
-boring people

there are others of course. but just seems to be a lack of cute, normal, interesting women i would want to hang out with.

clearly that wasn't really my goal, and definitely not the goal of this thread, but i thought i would comment anyhow.

i do however find it hard to believe that with all of these various OOT's trolling for trim, that none have succeeded. mindblowing with all of the slutty women and likely lowish/understandable standards for this topic.

i do have a suggestion though for whenever someone finally makes this entire thread entertaining:

a new thread will need to be created for trainwreckness to ensue, because this one is just too bloated for some random girl to read through and manage.

** i officially coined the term e-hipsters and consider it my greatest life achievement.