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[soah]

Dealt to soah2 [4d 4c]
cayman07: folds
soah2: raises $25 to $35
berggren: folds
holdem0rfold: raises $25 to $60
GARBANZITO: calls $55
Boykee: folds
soah2: calls $25
*** FLOP *** [7d 4s 3s]
GARBANZITO: bets $130
soah2: raises $270 to $400
holdem0rfold: calls $232 and is all-in
GARBANZITO: calls $270
*** TURN *** [7d 4s 3s] [6s]
GARBANZITO: bets $200
soah2: raises $200 to $400
GARBANZITO: calls $73.60 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7d 4s 3s 6s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GARBANZITO: shows [5c 5d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
soah2: mucks hand
GARBANZITO collected $883.20 from side pot
holdem0rfold: mucks hand
GARBANZITO collected $883 from main pot

[censored] jackass insta-leaves

[Clayton]

he cr'd huge on turn. talk about gin. lol omaha.

+3k today in hu omahahahahahahaha. freerolls ftw.

[soah]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to soah2 [4c 4h]
Boykee: folds
Rocky99999: raises $24 to $34
soah2: calls $34
berggren: calls $34
xxSAMMYxx: folds
horst90210: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 6d 6c]
Rocky99999: checks
soah2: bets $80
berggren: calls $80
Rocky99999: folds
*** TURN *** [4s 6d 6c] [9c]
soah2: bets $222
berggren: calls $222
*** RIVER *** [4s 6d 6c 9c] [Kd]
soah2: bets $733 and is all-in
berggren: calls $659 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
soah2: shows [4c 4h] (a full house, Fours full of Sixes)
berggren: shows [6s 6h] (four of a kind, Sixes)
berggren collected $2036 from pot

I'm just gonna kill myself now.

[soah]

41/36 idiot gets AA vs my AK and another 100bb goes in drawing dead

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[JEFF or DAD]

hey u know whats really funny, fgators giving hand advice in msnl

[soah]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to soah2 [Ac Kd]
technologic: folds
nebular: folds
INTREPID FOX: folds
Spuckie: folds
Tude: raises $18 to $24
rytoast: folds
soah2: raises $56 to $80
geirto: folds
Tude: calls $56
*** FLOP *** [9s 5d As]
soah2: bets $110
Tude: calls $110
*** TURN *** [9s 5d As] [3h]
soah2: checks
Tude: bets $150
soah2: raises $254 to $404 and is all-in
Tude said, "ty"
Tude: calls $254
*** RIVER *** [9s 5d As 3h] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
soah2: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Aces)
Tude: shows [Ad Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
Tude collected $1191 from pot

omfg can I hit my hand and win the pot just one time today please

[AceCR9]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3375185126: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:06:10 ET - 2007/08/26
Seat 1: FoldTOcash ($993.80)
Seat 2: vokey8 ($340)
vokey8 posts the small blind of $2
FoldTOcash posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [9c 9s]
vokey8 raises to $14
FoldTOcash raises to $42
vokey8 has 15 seconds left to act
vokey8 raises to $140
FoldTOcash has 15 seconds left to act
FoldTOcash raises to $993.80, and is all in
vokey8 calls $200, and is all in
FoldTOcash shows [9c 9s]
vokey8 shows [8h 5h]
Uncalled bet of $653.80 returned to FoldTOcash
*** FLOP *** [Qc Js Td]
*** TURN *** [Qc Js Td] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Js Td 8c] [Ac]
FoldTOcash shows a straight, Queen high
vokey8 shows a pair of Eights
FoldTOcash wins the pot ($679.50) with a straight, Queen high
vokey8 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $680 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc Js Td 8c Ac]
Seat 1: FoldTOcash (big blind) showed [9c 9s] and won ($679.50) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: vokey8 (small blind) showed [8h 5h] and lost with a pair of Eights


Full Tilt Poker Game #3375199751: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:07:31 ET - 2007/08/26
Seat 1: FoldTOcash ($1,333.30)
Seat 2: vokey8 ($400)
FoldTOcash posts the small blind of $2
vokey8 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [As Ts]
FoldTOcash raises to $12
vokey8 raises to $40
FoldTOcash calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s 9d]
vokey8 bets $60
FoldTOcash raises to $1,293.30, and is all in
vokey8 has 15 seconds left to act
vokey8 calls $300, and is all in
FoldTOcash shows [As Ts]
vokey8 shows [Qh 4h]
Uncalled bet of $933.30 returned to FoldTOcash
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s 9d] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s 9d Td] [9c]
FoldTOcash shows a full house, Tens full of Nines
vokey8 shows two pair, Tens and Nines
FoldTOcash wins the pot ($799.50) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
vokey8 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 4s 9d Td 9c]
Seat 1: FoldTOcash (small blind) showed [As Ts] and won ($799.50) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 2: vokey8 (big blind) showed [Qh 4h] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines

[los_toros]

obv a poker pro

[NOSUP4U]

Hand 1: Pot committed obv, he put you on AK
Hand 2: He put you on J8 and had a pair and a blocker, obv instacall.

Mark

[obiedman]

god i hate donkaments so much. [censored] you sunday million. [censored] you titantom. [censored] you guy who beat my AK with AQ