Animal survivor tourney

[lucas9000]

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People just don't go around killing crocadiles, that's why we invented guns.

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this is the best thing i've read in a long, long time. HOLE-IN-ONE.

[jakethebake]

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I don't see why he couldn't just remain at the rear of the elephant and kick it a thousand times, or do whatever he needs to.

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this post is too funny to be serious. honestly, read aloud what you just wrote. you're saying the human could KILL AN ELEPHANT THAT IS DETERMINED TO KILL HIM by STANDING BEHIND THE ELEPHANT AND KICKING IT IN THE ASS. my theory that you're not serious is the only thing keeping my head from exploding.

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What if it was Bruce Lee? He could surely kill an elephant with an asskick. Didn't we already determine he could take a tiger in a previous thread? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Ian.]

No. Grizzly wins.

[mason55]

With all the poker money everyone has can't we buy one of each of all these animals and take them to china and duke it out on pay-per-view? seriously now, i'm sure someone with some money sees the investment opportunity here.

and it would put an end to a lot of arguments.

[jakethebake]

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With all the poker money everyone has can't we buy one of each of all these animals and take them to china and duke it out on pay-per-view? seriously now, i'm sure someone with some money sees the investment opportunity here.

and it would put an end to a lot of arguments.

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Great idea. Who's got the biggest bankroll?

[slickpoppa]

I think barry greenstein is the only 2+2er with the bankroll capable of pulling this one off, but I think it's going to be a tough sell to him.

[jakethebake]

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I think barry greenstein is the only 2+2er with the bankroll capable of pulling this one off, but I think it's going to be a tough sell to him.

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Maybe we could offer free tickets to needy children?

[mason55]

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I think barry greenstein is the only 2+2er with the bankroll capable of pulling this one off, but I think it's going to be a tough sell to him.

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He can donate the profits to charity. Or feed the poor kids to the winner. Either way he wins!

[jakethebake]

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I think barry greenstein is the only 2+2er with the bankroll capable of pulling this one off, but I think it's going to be a tough sell to him.

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He can donate the profits to charity. Or feed the poor kids to the winner. Either way he wins!

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Ha! Beat you! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bones]

Barry loves betting props...

You aren't gonna find more interesting prop bets than wild animals fighting to the death.