**Official uNL Microbrew thread: Feb (LC thread)** - Page 23

sputum · #**221** 02-04-2007, 08:24 AM

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hey busto-stakes grinders, played a quick drunk session tonight and improved my stats a bit from the last pic:

YEAH STILL A NIT? HUH? HUH? READY TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YET?

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Wow nearly 20% vpip and you defended your blinds once? What were you drinking, liquid diazepam?

goofyballer · #**222** 02-04-2007, 08:51 AM

this keeps getting easier and easier

despite the following 2 hands occuring:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
Hero (BB): $49.25
UTG: $11.95
MP: $62.15
CO: $155.65
BTN: $21.75
SB: $51.1

Preflop: 9

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: 5

2

4

($6.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN raises all in to $18.75, Hero calls $13.75

Turn: 5

2

4

[J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($43.75, 2 players)
No action

River: 5

2

4

J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [K

] ($43.75, 2 players)
No action

Results:
Hero had 9

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines)
BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

(a pair of Kings) and won $41.60
Final Pot: $41.60 ($2.15 rake)

...and against 2+2 villain:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
Hero (CO): $112
BTN: $49.25
SB: $24.95
BB: $94.85
UTG: $41.45
MP: $50.70

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [J

] ($9.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J

[6

] ($9.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN raises to $15, Hero calls $9.50

Results:
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces)
BTN had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and won $37.30
Final Pot: $37.30 ($1.95 rake)

...I still improved my busto-stakes results to...

thanks for the monies busto-stakes grinders

sputum, don't be jealous; I can afford to be selective with my blind defends when I own the [censored] out of everyone every time I do, unlike the rest of you losers

sputum · #**223** 02-04-2007, 09:51 AM

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sputum, don't be jealous; I can afford to be selective with my blind defends when I own the [censored] out of everyone every time I do, unlike the rest of you losers

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Hey... I never said being a nit wasn't profitable [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

ama0330 · #**224** 02-04-2007, 10:11 AM

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this keeps getting easier and easier

despite the following 2 hands occuring:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
Hero (BB): $49.25
UTG: $11.95
MP: $62.15
CO: $155.65
BTN: $21.75
SB: $51.1

Preflop: 9

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: 5

2

4

($6.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN raises all in to $18.75, Hero calls $13.75

Turn: 5

2

4

[J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($43.75, 2 players)
No action

River: 5

2

4

J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [K

] ($43.75, 2 players)
No action

Results:
Hero had 9

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines)
BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q

(a pair of Kings) and won $41.60
Final Pot: $41.60 ($2.15 rake)

...and against 2+2 villain:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
Hero (CO): $112
BTN: $49.25
SB: $24.95
BB: $94.85
UTG: $41.45
MP: $50.70

Preflop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [J

] ($9.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: A

8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J

[6

] ($9.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN raises to $15, Hero calls $9.50

Results:
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces)
BTN had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and won $37.30
Final Pot: $37.30 ($1.95 rake)

...I still improved my busto-stakes results to...

thanks for the monies busto-stakes grinders

sputum, don't be jealous; I can afford to be selective with my blind defends when I own the [censored] out of everyone every time I do, unlike the rest of you losers

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sweet now you can afford those "how to get laid" classes

goofyballer · #**225** 02-04-2007, 10:13 AM

LOL UNL KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE FUNNY

ama0330 · #**226** 02-04-2007, 10:15 AM

I like to think of myself as the Pauly Shore of uNL.

sputum · #**227** 02-04-2007, 10:20 AM

Goofy - to save you having to type your confession I'll put it below. Then it's a simple copy and paste job in your next post.

My name is Goofyballer and I am a nit [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

goofyballer · #**228** 02-04-2007, 11:10 AM

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My name is Goofyballer and I am crushing your busto-stakes games, so who cares how I play, even if 20/16 is decidely non-nit-like

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sputum · #**229** 02-04-2007, 11:23 AM

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YEAH STILL A NIT? HUH?

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nit.
Well done on beating busto stakes games though. I beat illiterate people at Scrabble but I don't play them for money [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Lordy · #**230** 02-04-2007, 11:38 AM

I hate February so much.

Some hands :

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($25.55)
MP ($145.98)
CO ($8.45)
Button ($56.40)
SB ($32.10)
Hero ($50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.5, UTG calls $2.50, CO folds.

Flop: ($6.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $5, UTG calls $25.55 (All-In), Hero calls $17.55.

Turn: ($54.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($54.85) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $54.85

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and fours).
UTG has Js Kc (straight, king high).
Outcome: UTG wins $51.85. Hero wins $3. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($186)
BB ($100)
Hero ($136.50)
MP ($67.76)
CO ($96.50)
Button ($34.24)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
Hero raises to $4, MP raises to $7, 4 folds, Hero raises to $68, MP calls $67.76 (All-In).

Flop: ($144.26) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($144.26) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($144.26) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $144.26

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
MP has Jc Qc (straight, king high).
Outcome: MP wins $136. Hero wins $8.25. 

Taking shots at 100NL sucks when you get hands like these :

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($116.20)
Button ($80.45)
SB ($100.40)
BB ($121.89)
UTG ($99.50)
MP ($236.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, MP raises to $2, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, MP raises to $14, Hero calls $116.20 (All-In), MP calls $102.20.

Flop: ($241.90) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($241.90) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($241.90) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $241.90

Results in white below: 
MP has Ah Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Hero has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: MP wins $241.90. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($18.50)
Button ($53.07)
Hero ($99)
BB ($104.68)
UTG ($48.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $4.5, BB calls $4, UTG calls $4.

Flop: ($15) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $10, BB raises to $30, UTG folds, Hero calls $98.50 (All-In), BB calls $64.

Turn: ($217.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($217.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $217.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ts 8s (flush, queen high).
BB has 7d 7c (full house, sevens full of jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $217.50. 

Only big pot I won where the money went in FAR behind :

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($53.10)
Hero ($62)
SB ($40.35)
BB ($14.80)
UTG ($64.20)
MP ($71.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, SB (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($3) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets $2, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $8, SB raises to $14, BB folds, UTG folds, MP calls $71.50 (All-In), CO folds, Hero calls $62 (All-In), SB calls $40.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($202.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($202.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $202.60

Results in white below: 
SB has 2s Ad (one pair, threes).
MP has 4d 4h (full house, fours full of threes).
Hero has 3d 3h (four of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $199.10. MP wins $3.50.