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#222
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I was incarcerated in the Illinois Department of Corrections
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#223
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I stole from my grandmother [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#224
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[ QUOTE ] When I was at the WSOP this year I slept with a half korean dealer/ croupier named Victoria from the Rio. I am getting married in 5 weeks. [/ QUOTE ] ...to the dealer or the chick you cheated on? [/ QUOTE ] Chick I cheated on. On the bright side, before I went home with her she wanted to play 1-2 NL at one of the dive casino's (sahara, sands, cant remember). I really didn't want to play but I ended up stacking her for about $300. She cried saying she needed that money and offered her watch in payment to get it back. I turned down the watch, hit the punani and got out of there in the AM (with her $300). Trying to offset my massive guilt complex with the "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" mentality. |
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#225
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I spend like an hour a day looking at myself in the mirror saying "you're fat" or some variant thereof.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] When I was at the WSOP this year I slept with a half korean dealer/ croupier named Victoria from the Rio. I am getting married in 5 weeks. [/ QUOTE ] ...to the dealer or the chick you cheated on? [/ QUOTE ] Chick I cheated on. On the bright side, before I went home with her she wanted to play 1-2 NL at one of the dive casino's (sahara, sands, cant remember). I really didn't want to play but I ended up stacking her for about $300. She cried saying she needed that money and offered her watch in payment to get it back. I turned down the watch, hit the punani and got out of there in the AM (with her $300). Trying to offset my massive guilt complex with the "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" mentality. [/ QUOTE ] Don't get married. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I like the Bond films with Roger Moore better than the ones with Sean Connery. [/ QUOTE ] I don't like Bond films. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] no freakin way! |
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#228
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Everyone in my immediate family is depressed except for me, and I'm jealous.
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#229
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I've set a human being on fire.
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] When I was at the WSOP this year I slept with a half korean dealer/ croupier named Victoria from the Rio. I am getting married in 5 weeks. [/ QUOTE ] ...to the dealer or the chick you cheated on? [/ QUOTE ] Chick I cheated on. On the bright side, before I went home with her she wanted to play 1-2 NL at one of the dive casino's (sahara, sands, cant remember). I really didn't want to play but I ended up stacking her for about $300. She cried saying she needed that money and offered her watch in payment to get it back. I turned down the watch, hit the punani and got out of there in the AM (with her $300). Trying to offset my massive guilt complex with the "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" mentality. [/ QUOTE ] you stiffed her. <font color="white"> sorry all </font> |
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