SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc)

[kitaristi0]

And naturally 3 minutes after posting this in 3 forums I figured it out myself.

[Dan Bitel]

Conversation me and my mates had with 2 girls in a night club on wed night. I thought the last line was pure awesome:

So the 4 of us were just standing around drinking our vodkas when 2 blonde girls come up to us and 1 taps me on my back:

Girl 1 (to me): <font color="red"> How old are you? </font>

Me: <font color="blue"> 21 </font>

Gir 1 (to 1 of my friends): <font color="red"> How old are you? </font>

My friend: <font color="blue"> How old do you think I am? </font>

Girl 2: <font color="red"> 17 </font>

We all laugh pretty hard at this (we're all 21) b/c we always take the piss out of how young he looks

Same friend: <font color="blue"> How old are you </font>

Girls: <font color="red"> 25 </font>

Him: <font color="blue"> No, really? </font>

Girls: <font color="red"> yeah </font>

And now the good bit:

My other friend: <font color="blue"> You look really good for your age, do you moisturise? </font>

Girl 1: <font color="red"> Nearly </font>

[Fredrik]

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Same friend: <font color="blue"> How old are you </font>

Girls: <font color="red"> 25 </font>

My other friend: <font color="blue"> You look really good for your age, do you moisturise? </font>


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So now I not only feel old, I feel unattractive too.

[dazraf69]

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My other friend: You look really good for your age, do you moisturise?

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A better line would be: "Your like an onion".........................."You have many layers". [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ChipStorm]

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My other friend: <font color="blue"> You look really good for your age, do you moisturise? </font>

Girl 1: <font color="red"> Nearly </font>

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She did NOT say that. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Obvious followup:

Other friend: <font color="blue">Is that right? You know what would look really good on you?</font>

Girl 1: <font color="red">What?</font>

Other friend: <font color="blue">ME</font>

At least, that's how we do it in America....

[Al_Money]

Fancy play syndrome at it's best. Craziest flop action evar. FWIW, I KNEW button was raising SB's minbet.

No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($0)
MP ($171.59)
Button ($185.76)
SB ($191.84)
Hero ($255.46)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $7</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) calls $6, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($21) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB bets $2, Hero calls $2, Button raises to $15, SB calls ($13), Hero raises to $51, Button is all in ($149.59), SB calls ($149.59), Hero is all-in ($195.46), SB calls all-in ($20.25)
Turn: ($623.31) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>

River: ($623.31) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>

Final Pot: $623.31
Hero has 6s 6h (full house, sixes full of eights).
MP has Ah As (two pair, aces and eights).
SB has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $623.31. </font>

[4_2_it]

dbitel,

Is asking someone age a common opening line in the UK? Seems strange to me. Of course, this comes from a guy who likes to win prop bets on guessing girl's ages.

[mosuavea]

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Of course, this comes from a guy who likes to win prop bets on guessing girl's ages.

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And that chick is a [censored] liar

[4_2_it]

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Of course, this comes from a guy who likes to win prop bets on guessing girl's ages.

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And that chick is a [censored] liar

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Get over it [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

You and Ron were pwned.

[mosuavea]

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Of course, this comes from a guy who likes to win prop bets on guessing girl's ages.

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And that chick is a [censored] liar

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Get over it [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

You and Ron were pwned.

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Frank,

I have changed my thoughts on the girls age and truly think she was no more than 19, humming your looney childhood tunes has no matter.

She probably heard it from her father being you techincally are old enough to be her father [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]