favorite Seinfeld line - Page 23

Russ M. · #**221** 08-10-2007, 10:13 PM

If Relationship George walks through that door, he will *KILL* Independent George! A George divided against itself CANNOT STAND!

billymonk · #**222** 08-11-2007, 12:03 AM

"I had a pony!"

Your Mom · #**223** 08-11-2007, 12:22 AM

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"I had a pony!"

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Who wouldn't love a girl with a pony?

You! You said so!

Billy723 · #**224** 08-13-2007, 11:42 AM

"Not that there is anything wrong with that ..."

ohead · #**225** 08-13-2007, 07:28 PM

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Didn't read the whole thing, so it may be posted already, but this is my fav:

Jerry: What street are you on?

Kramer: I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

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im pretty sure this is my favourite, its just kramer's delivery of it with the perfect humour and absurdity in the line.

Yeti · #**226** 08-13-2007, 08:42 PM

wow no love for the big salad

Your Mom · #**227** 08-13-2007, 10:44 PM

you're bald.

nooo, I was bald.

pokerbobo · #**228** 08-13-2007, 11:02 PM

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They're real, and they're spectacular

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Anyone who has actually seen em would say "they're real and they are shaped like bananas."

riverdance · #**229** 08-13-2007, 11:42 PM

jerry - "you kept making all the stops?"
kramer - "well, they kept ringing the bell"

riverdance · #**230** 08-13-2007, 11:44 PM

"why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see?"