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Old 12-18-2005, 02:39 AM
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Second Update:

She almost instantly sent me her aim, yahoo, and msn. She also hinted that she was sad she had to wait until new years. Am I supposed to start idle aim chat right now? I think I'm gonna make her wait a little bit...

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Old 12-18-2005, 02:58 AM
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Second Update:

She almost instantly sent me her aim, yahoo, and msn. She also hinted that she was sad she had to wait until new years. Am I supposed to start idle aim chat right now? I think I'm gonna make her wait a little bit...

Perrier

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You got her now, bud. Can you clarify, you guys can't meet up until after the new year cos of distance, is that right?

If so, keep chatting, but minimally. Little as possible, and always flirting (like your instructor line thing)

Mabye, IF you're feeling confident, you can try getting some hot talk going, but that's not my area at all.

If you're not confident but wanna try it, we need a Cybersex 101 coach here to give a basic class, I guess [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

EDIT: Forget the cybersex idea - It's retarded. Ononimo put me straight on that.
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:09 AM
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Alright, I'll let OOT decide.

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Old 12-18-2005, 03:12 AM
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ALWAYS PUSH TO MEET! ABC guys! (Always Be Closing)

Jeez, this is an OOT bang-race, not 'thirty-something'.

FussinRussinFrakingFrookinRickRasterdly...
Anyone who says otherwise needs this doing to them (video clip, NSFW-ish)
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:14 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

i voted "yes" but i doubt you have to "push" her to see you before thursday ... just throw it out there and see what happens. if she really was disappointed about waiting until after New Year's, she'll be psyched.

and i'm not too big on delayed gratification anyway.

EDIT: i'm going to have to disagree with diebitter on the cybersex line ... do NOT do that. at least not until AFTER you've met in person.
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:36 AM
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Here is my work with my hottest lead so far.

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busted.
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:36 AM
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Jeez, this made me mad! Talk about easy target! Do we need some "closing 101" classes here? GAAAAAAHHH!


Okay, Any of you guys get this in future, do this:

1) If she's local, AS SOON AS SHE SAYS SHE'S PISSED OFF WITH A GUY, say "Hell, this is awful! Come on! LEt's go get drunk, you can tell me all about it, meet me at XXXX" and Fkn DO IT! Do not change from this line, get her out drinking! And when you get there, listen for a little, and then turn into SUPERFUN GUY!
2) If she's not local, do what you like, but I'd recommend you make your excuses and leave.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS!


(EDIT: If she resists, KEEP PUSHING THIS! Mix in how you're SOOOO gonna make her laugh, cos you hate the fact she's pissed off! You better know how to make her laugh too - DUMB stories about yourself doing DUMB things is the answer)

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You preach words that are good and true. However, I already knew what my line/play was supposed to be.

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MySpaceChick: im sooo pissed off
MySpaceChick: it's like the past 3years
MySpaceChick: and i just want a friend

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I literally took 3 min to respond to that, whether I was going to push for revenge sex or give up. As you can see, I chose the latter. I knew I had the "Let's go get drunk and you can tell me all about it" thing in the bag. However, she does live like 30-45 min away, a pretty decent minus, and I let that whole "conscience" crap get in the way, too. I didn't want to kick her while she's down: use her for sex as a response to venting to me about being used for sex, and then salting the wound by pointing her to OOT. I confess, I'm not OOT's ideal sadist. I humbly accept by berating.

OTOH, I'll have no qualms about pursuing things after giving her a day or two to cool down. She wasn't even all that cute, though. I have 2-3 other cuter girls in the works. I'll keep you guys posted if anything develops.
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:40 AM
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Ahhh, that's fine. The reason I was so pissed off was I couldn't believe you, MrWookie, wouldn't know how to play it.

30-45 minutes isn't local, so we're not in disagreement.

That far away, you can't be a one-night fun-guy, has to be date for face-2-face.

Please proceed.

EDIT: I'd never explicitly say 'revenge sex' or imply it to her (I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant, but I'm stating this for the ages), I'd play 'you're gonna have a GREAT frakin night with me' angle.

EDIT EDIT: I'm also with you on the 'sadism' thing, but [censored] will [censored] me up if I play that any more, so let's just say 'I empathise with your humanity' or some such BS.
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:25 AM
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I literally took 3 min to respond to that, whether I was going to push for revenge sex or give up. As you can see, I chose the latter. I knew I had the "Let's go get drunk and you can tell me all about it" thing in the bag. However, she does live like 30-45 min away, a pretty decent minus, and I let that whole "conscience" crap get in the way, too. I didn't want to kick her while she's down: use her for sex as a response to venting to me about being used for sex, and then salting the wound by pointing her to OOT. I confess, I'm not OOT's ideal sadist. I humbly accept by berating.

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You realize that there is also a distinct non-zero chance that her whole story was a bunch of BS intended to get you to offer revenge sex? In fact, given how many times she left you a wide open opportunity to make a move, I wouldn't be surprised at all if this was the case.
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:28 AM
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So if I bang a chick that I used to know from a few years ago, lost touch with, then got back in touch with through myspace, does that count? If so, I win.
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