banging chicks from myspace.com

[ononimo]

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OK, guys. I found two profiles using the same pictures. What's the deal?

Mary

Jen

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Mary's caption says "me at a party" when she's pretty obviously sitting in a bowling alley, so she's fake for sure, I"m guessing the other is fake too

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you gotta love a girl who wears an outfit like this to a bowling party:

[DrunkIrish05]

does she have eye black on one eye, some other pictures look like that too

[ononimo]

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does she have eye black on one eye, some other pictures look like that too

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she's apparently a big fan of the raccoon look ... she's wearing funky eye makeup in most pics other than this one (hubba hubba):

[young Nut]

HAHAHA, I was in the dark and not around OOT much when the whole Olivia thing happened, but I wanted to find out what I missed so I looked up that old thread....that thread is better than BIMO...its freakin fabulous. To anyone who missed that thread, please go search for it and read it. It is a perfect example of a priceless trainwreck.

Just to give props and a little reminder of what a good trainwreck looks like, here's an excerpt from the thread.

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So...to my dismay Brian has posted photos and a skewed play by play of our dating thing...on his little poker forum.
I mulled it over and decided the best way to deal with his exaggeration of our "dating thing" is to post our little spat. I changed the names bc im not a fan of posting his screen name...(or mine for that matter) which is a clear violation of his privacy..sort of like posting someones photos..after you edited them for total strangers to rate.
The events that occured were somewhat offensive, somewhat impressive and well downright sad...but what can you do.
I chose to put our aim convo up bc I feel it clarifys some of the personal comments he made about me. I am assuming some of the forum folks are reading this bc of the 387 view my blog recieved this week...nice
On a side note...I thought about adding douche bag to his handle...but thats not very nice.
I now see the potential problems of a posting to a blog, but in the end the reason I use this is to keep up with friends and share fun little stories...like a 3 date "relationship" that a guy morphed into an epic drama via the forums.
The spicy douchebag files...(okay so I am sort of mean)

olivia: I like "tart in question" almost as much as
Spicy B: que?
olivia: a girl I slept with and saw naked...
Spicy B: how much do you hate me?
olivia: nice brian...I know now what it was about you that was wrong...you lie about people and post their photos on the internet
olivia: um I didnt sleep with you, and I believe you contacted shannon to get back in touch with me after I wouldnt "return your calls"
Spicy B: i didnt mean sleep as in sex clearly. but yeah i understand the pissedness.

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This thread will really motivate anyone wanting to start an OOT trainwreck. BRILLIANT chuddo.

[yellowjack]

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MySpaceChick: im so confused
MySpaceChick: i hate relationships
Me: you don't have to be in one, you know.
MySpaceChick: yah i know
MySpaceChick: uhh

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hrmm

[perrier]

Today's Update:

I've been playing a ton of a certain game today so I really let it slip. Some girls did contact me and I replied. Here is my work with my hottest lead so far.



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From: Chris
Date: Dec 17, 2005 10:14 PM

Lydia,

bubble tea. they are pretty awesome. i love the strawberry/bannana.

enjoy the holidays, i'll drop you a line when i get back around new years. i'd be happy to be your ice skating coach but there are no refunds and no satisfaction guarantees (well no guarantee with the skating anyway =)

do you have aim? as good as myspace is the e-mail kinda stinks.

Chris



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From: LYDIA
Date: Dec 17, 2005 9:49 PM

hey u,

well i didnt go ice skating this weekend.... :-( too cold
but i did go to hookah bar tonite and went to chinatown for one of those crazy smoothies they make lol i dont own a hookah yet but my friend plans to give me one of his (hes got like 3-5 lol) ya we can go ice skating one day...u can teach me how to skate cause i cant seem to maneuver that well around the ice well at least to brake lol talk to u soon

lydia





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From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 5:13 PM

xmas shopping is going surprisingly well, although i still really need something for my brother and i just have no idea... i definitely need to wrap all of that up though, hopefully this weekend sometime.

omg ice skating! i haven't been ice skating in at least 2 years which is really sad because i used to do it all the time (i played varsity ice hockey in high school) we should go together! the park must rent skates right? hopefully they have hockey skates i definitely will not wear figure skates.

i gotta confess i have never been to any of the hookah bars. two of my good friends have hookahs and they are awesome for hanging out after some partying. chilling with good music and hookah is so sweet. do you own one?

Chris



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From: LYDIA
Date: Dec 16, 2005 4:58 PM

ya i hear ya.,..so how u xmas shoppin goin u done yet? tomorrow im gonna go ice skating at millenium park probably if hte weather is ok and then maybe hit up a hookah bar later well see how things go




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From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 4:42 PM

i'm just hanging out. the weekend plans look ok right now but it's getting harder because everyone is so busy with christmas! plus everyone is going home etc. what's up with you?



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From: LYDIA
Date: Dec 16, 2005 4:35 PM

huh? lol whats up....? how u plans going for the weekend?


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From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 3:51 PM

inside?

[diebitter]

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Well, this one failed miserably. This is the chick who just messaged me out of the blue on whom I reported earlier. This is the third IM conversation she's started w/ me (I only started the first one after she gave me her IM name). She hasn't been a particularly good conversationalist, though, and we haven't been able to meet up yet. I wouldn't have thought she was interested if it wasn't for the fact that she keeps messaging me. I found out why tonight:

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MySpaceChick: hey
Me: howdy
MySpaceChick: hows it going?
Me: pretty well, you?
MySpaceChick: good
Me: you have a wild and crazy time last night?
MySpaceChick: naw... i just got someting to eat then hung out w/ my friend
Me: No drinking?
MySpaceChick: nope
Me: but it was fun?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: well, that's certainly good
MySpaceChick: yeppers
Me: and your liver may have appreciated the night off
Me: How about tonight? Or are you on the hook?
MySpaceChick: im going to the movies later
Me: which one?
MySpaceChick: hevn't decided yet
Me: heh
Me: isn't that important?
MySpaceChick: nah
Me: well, it can certainly help with when you want to show up to the theater
MySpaceChick: brb
MySpaceChick: yah... im pissed
Me: why?
MySpaceChick: cause i just got [censored] blown off
MySpaceChick: and... im just so upset
Me: ouch
Me: that sucks
Me: your friends decided to do something else w/o you?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: Yeah, I bet that feels pretty rotten
MySpaceChick: i hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MySpaceChick: uh
MySpaceChick: i need a [censored] shower
MySpaceChick: im so upset
Me: oh, was it just your boyfriend who opted out? (Edited to add: I didn't know she had a boyfried, but I figured this wording would give me the answer.)
MySpaceChick: he wanted to get back together
MySpaceChick: so i said id give him a chance and all he wants is sex
MySpaceChick: and so i wated a while and gave it to him
MySpaceChick: and he [censored] is blowing me off
MySpaceChick: i waited alllllll day for him to call me and stuff
MySpaceChick: and he said he would
MySpaceChick: and my other friend was gonna take me to dinner but i said no cause we were going to go to the movies
MySpaceChick: and i waited and now he is like no im going to get drunk w. my frends
MySpaceChick: and doesn't even tell me
Me: wow
Me: that's really low
Me: Don't put up with that
MySpaceChick: im sooo pissed off
MySpaceChick: it's like the past 3years
MySpaceChick: and i just want a friend
Me: instead of someone who's just looking to sleep with you?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: Well, as a representative from my half of the species, I think that's a pretty good challenge.
MySpaceChick: im pissed
MySpaceChick: now i texed him that "i hate you"
MySpaceChick: and he is like no you don't you love me
Me: lol
MySpaceChick: yah so he is like ilove you
Me: lol
Me: brilliant
MySpaceChick: so i said no u don't other wise you wouldn't be ding this and i tole him he was a [censored] ass dirt smelling bf
Me: This guy's brain has obviously been replaced by his testicles.
MySpaceChick: yah i think so
MySpaceChick: or by a fly
MySpaceChick: uhh and i tryed so hard too
Me: To stay together with him?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: why?
MySpaceChick: and i dumped him
Me: why'd you dump him?
MySpaceChick: then somehow he got me back
MySpaceChick: cause he wouldn't stop blowing me off
Me: Well, you can't fool yourself into thinking that he's going to change his ways like that all of a sudden
MySpaceChick: yah...
MySpaceChick: idk i just feel hes forsing me to do things i really don't want to do
Me: Then don't do them
MySpaceChick: it's hard
Me: Dump him, let him know he doesn't have a place in your life, and move on
MySpaceChick: maybe
MySpaceChick: im so confused
MySpaceChick: i hate relationships
Me: you don't have to be in one, you know.
MySpaceChick: yah i know
MySpaceChick: uhh
Me: yeah?
MySpaceChick: yah im gonna go out w/ my friend emily
MySpaceChick: i'll probly be back soon
Me: well, I'm headed out to catch one of my favorite blues bands in just a few
Me: Hopefully venting to your girlfriend will settle your mind a bit
MySpaceChick: yah
MySpaceChick: me too
MySpaceChick: night night
Me: bye
MySpaceChick: ba bye night night


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Yeah, I failed, OOT. Rather than try and hit her up for instant revenge sex, I pussed out and gave her decent advice. Really, I figured I won't be getting anything from this girl given her attitude, so I've basically written her off. I've got a couple more leads, though, so I'll see what I can do.

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Jeez, this made me mad! Talk about easy target! Do we need some "closing 101" classes here? GAAAAAAHHH!


Okay, Any of you guys get this in future, do this:

1) If she's local, AS SOON AS SHE SAYS SHE'S PISSED OFF WITH A GUY, say "Hell, this is awful! Come on! LEt's go get drunk, you can tell me all about it, meet me at XXXX" and Fkn DO IT! Do not change from this line, get her out drinking! And when you get there, listen for a little, and then turn into SUPERFUN GUY!
2) If she's not local, do what you like, but I'd recommend you make your excuses and leave.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS!


(EDIT: If she resists, KEEP PUSHING THIS! Mix in how you're SOOOO gonna make her laugh, cos you hate the fact she's pissed off! You better know how to make her laugh too - DUMB stories about yourself doing DUMB things is the answer)

[ononimo]

as transparent as it may be (and it's f'n transparent),i like this line

[SackUp]

perfect line db.

listen up fellas, the man preaches the good word.

[goofyballer]

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From: Chris
Date: Dec 17, 2005 10:14 PM

Lydia,

bubble tea. they are pretty awesome. i love the strawberry/bannana.

enjoy the holidays, i'll drop you a line when i get back around new years. i'd be happy to be your ice skating coach but there are no refunds and no satisfaction guarantees (well no guarantee with the skating anyway =)

do you have aim? as good as myspace is the e-mail kinda stinks.

Chris

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THAT WAS SO MONEY!! If she responds well to this message, you're in.