banging chicks from myspace.com

[gorie]

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BEP, give me a line for my above girl(not gorie).

Should I say the cave is gonna be so close to her house, I'm gonna have to demolish her house? lol. I can't think of a way to transition off this cave [censored], considering she may think I am serious.

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how about "in my backyard. you can come over sometime to help start it. or we could work on the time machine i am building, it's hidden underneath my bed."

she'll ask "why are you building a time machine?"

and then you can say "OMG HAHHAHA YOURE SOOO STUPID THEREI SNT REALLY A TIME MACHINE AND MI NOT REALLY BUILDING A CAVE CITYH AHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE YOU THOUGH I WAAS SERIOUS!!!!ROLF!!!LOL!"

[Monty]

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BEP, give me a line for my above girl(not gorie).

Should I say the cave is gonna be so close to her house, I'm gonna have to demolish her house? lol. I can't think of a way to transition off this cave [censored], considering she may think I am serious.

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how about "in my backyard. you can come over sometime to help start it. or we could work on the time machine i am building, it's hidden underneath my bed."

she'll ask "why are you building a time machine?"

and then you can say "OMG HAHHAHA YOURE SOOO STUPID THEREI SNT REALLY A TIME MACHINE AND MI NOT REALLY BUILDING A CAVE CITYH AHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE YOU THOUGH I WAAS SERIOUS!!!!ROLF!!!LOL!"

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Great idea! She'll definitely [censored] me after that!!

[Clarkmeister]

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[gorie]

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Great idea! She'll definitely [censored] me after that!!

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she will, because then she'll say...
"umm, i know. why did you bring it up at all if you didn't want me to play along with the stupid idea?"

and then you say
"because i want to have sex with you. duh!!!!!!"

and she'll be like
"o ok hehehehehehe. lets hump then."

and you'll be like
"your place or mine?"

and she'll be like
"hahahha i wasn't serious."

crap you're right.

[Yobz]

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OK. My friend has a fake hot chick profile. For scientific purposes I had him forward me the last 20 cold-messages this account had received. Some pretty pathetic dudes out there.








1. hey what's good ma how are u doin damn u sexy

2. You look damn good as a brunette

3. How Are u today

4. Hi there, Im Steven im from east texas. 2 hours east of Dallas between Longview and Tyler. Im a white 36/m cutie and a real sweetheart. Very muscular and workout and train very hard. 6 foot 1 dark brown hair hazel eyes 207lbs athletic too. your hottt, Wanna get to know me? Do you got msn messenger or aol messenger? let me know, heres some roses for you @--)---- @---)---- @---)---- @---)----- Looking for a friend or more? please let me know. You can email me all you like too. My email on msn [email protected] and on america online [email protected]. You can also instant message me all you want feel free . anytime too, My screen name on msn 2Fast2Furious and on america online ibentx . Hope to hear from ya. Take care sexy, _ Steven

5. Hey names alex im 18 you just moved to astoria ? well maybe you should write me back and e could get together.. or atleast write me back :P

6. Hey Ale names Brandon im new to my space i was lookinf for old friends in Astoria went to highschool for freshmen year then got out know in So cal but anyways sawu and thought u looked beautiful we should chat sometime

7. Hello, that is a beutiful name, I am half irish half scottish, so I know where that pride comes from. If you look in my pics you can see me with my kilt on, anywhoo, I was just wondering if you might ever want to get together and hangout, I am a 22 year old welding student at CCC. I like to do stuff outdoors, wheelin, campin, and I love to do it even if its rainin. If you want to hang out sometime, let me know
Paul

8. damn u is way to hott...i was there wit da party on saturday....i dont think i saw u there?....

9. damn your hot do you still live in astoria

10. hi

11. scottish...thats sexxxY!

12. Hi,

I thought your posting was well written and simple without being cheesy.I am a 27 y/o transplant from boston looking for for some fun and cool person to hangout with. I am professional with busy life and would love to have some one have fun and chill with and explore portland.I brit/italian/indian mutt and i do take care of both my mind and body. I am not into long chat sessions. I have strong flair for mature, sexier and smart women. I love skydiving,rock climbing, parties, theater, concerts, dining out or just cuddle infront of TV. I Would rather prefer hangout buddy than anything else. I am able , fit, funny and waiting for your response.

Write back if interested Lets go out .
Cheers..!!
Josh

13. So yeah, I know this might sound really wierd but it has worked pretty well since I moved to Washington so I thought Id try it here.. No, you dont know me, but my parents recently moved to Seaside and Im coming to visit them this weekend. As much as I love my parents I would prefer not to be cooped up woth them all weekend so Im reaching out to my fellow myspacers and pleading for help. Im lookin for someone to go out with and party it up this comin weekend. Yes, I am attracrive if its important and no, im not creepy wierd or perverted. I can send a pic if you give me an email address but thats the only way I know how. (im kinda retarded when it comes to computers) I know you said your tired of the 20 yr old boys but trust me I definately more mature thatn the average 20 yr old. So yeah hit me back If you can help me out!! If not thanks anyways!! lates

14. Whatup Alegah, this is Mike, I thought I'd message you and let you know I think you have a gorgeous name and looks to match, but I'm sure you hear that all the time!! I noticed you said you are sick of hanging out with the younger guys, so I thought I'd introduce myself... I'm 23 and I live in Portland, but I'm hanging out in Seaside/Rockaway this weekend... you should probably give me a call if you are in the area because me and some friends are looking for something to do around here, and I bet you know whats going on... if you are interested, my number is 503-866-4501, and stay beautiful!!

15. whats ur msn

16. HI MY NAME IS JEFF AND IM MOVIN INTO CANNON BEACH NEXT WEEK. SO IM TRYIN TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND GET SOME NEW FRIENDS. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND MAYBE YOU COULD INTRODUCE ME TO SOME PEOPLE AND HELP ME MEET SOME PEOPLE MY AGE. THANK YOU!
JEFF

17. hey, not tryin 2 bug u but i was wonderin if i could if u could help me out w/ a question i got, cuz i know only a girl would know whether i'm right or wrong or not. if not its cool.

18. supppp fine lady hows it goin < lol wanna chat ??? if u do message me back nice 1 laters.......... ;-) ><

19. hey wats up hows it goin i just wanted to tell u how gorgeous u r have a good night bye

20. hello! how are you? for some strange reason i keep getting my myspace page deleted. maybe its a bandwith issue. i dont know
the damn web site has problems with my internet service provider for the last few weeks so ive decided on a new route to go, after spending many (man) hours on getting my page all stylish and describing myself to have it erased. maybe my page might be a little to naughty for here. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] i doubt it compared tto what i see on here ! anyways im a 6-2 200 lb male from toronto. im fit and i think you (might) find me attractive ( i don't know how to say it without sounding self absorbed)
anyways just seeing if you have yahoo. if so add me whyme0069
i have aim or msn as well
i have lots of pics to show you so you can check me out and a cam if you want to see more. hint* lol jks


anyways i think your a hottie and you definitely grabbed my attention. want to find out if i grab yours????
tyler

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After reading them over twice, I still like #10 best as a starter...of course inside? is better

[BEP]

I've often used this line in a Myspace conversation: "You know, with our combined power we could run this town."

Since you've already got the super cave thing working, fit this line in.

She'll mention something about how she agrees with you, or that "I (she) already run this town." Then you can ask her to prove it.

These kind of lines are building up a natural progression where you ask her out.

[Monty]

Yes, gorie, she may be playing along. Thanks for your help.

[BEP]

Yes, #10 was naturally my favorite as well. "Hi?" would be an improvement.

[Monty]

Thanks, BEP. I'll use something like that. I'll keep everybody posted.

[TomCollins]

Looks like I have #3 lined up for tomororow night:



I enjoy eating out, and this project has defnitely allowed me to eat out much more than normal.