banging chicks from myspace.com

[Clarkmeister]

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I haven't been able to read this entire thread, because it would take me forever, but did anyone get laid yet?

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Outside?

[TeeJayOrTJ]

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hmm...I just got an e-mail saying I got a message but when I go to check my inbox it is not there. Anyone have anything like that happen?

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This happened to me also, they must be having issues.

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I hope I get it eventually. It was from some random person so I am interested in who it was.

[Duff]

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I haven't been able to read this entire thread, because it would take me forever, but did anyone get laid yet?

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Outside?

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Did anyone actually bang someone from myspace yet, is what I'm asking.

[Clarkmeister]

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I haven't been able to read this entire thread, because it would take me forever, but did anyone get laid yet?

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Outside?

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Did anyone actually bang someone from myspace yet, is what I'm asking.

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Yeah, outside. So what do you think of this thread?

[bleu329]

UPDATE:

(shes on left, one hell of an opposite looking sister on right)

A - inside?

B - wha? "inside"?

C - yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?

D - ooo, um nuthin just studying for my last final tomorrow, you?

E - not a whole lot, played some poker and had some friends over - im just winding down for the night. what are you studying for anyways?

F - ugh! it was this computer class ...buncha crap .. so you're really good at poker eh?

G - yeah, i'm ok at poker I guess. so you going to celebrate being done with finals this weekend? where do you usually go out around here?

H - i just got back from fry street in denton..good times or i usually go to dallas

I - ahh thats cool, why don't we meet up for drinks tonight? (sent this morning 2:30 am)

J - hope by tonight you were talking about today tonight..ha ..cuz last night i was trashed ..seriously i don't even know why my ass was online, lol

are you from around here?

(1:00 PM)

K - ?

Well she was looking at my profile before. Now if she clicked on it, she could see that I was around here... Its kinda late now, as I just woke up (6:00 PM) so I'll have to shoot for another time. Give me a liner, OOT.

I think I acted a line too soon in asking for drinks, but her response was not bad.

[benza13]

Nice work Clark!

[BEP]

OK. My friend has a fake hot chick profile. For scientific purposes I had him forward me the last 20 cold-messages this account had received. Some pretty pathetic dudes out there.








1. hey what's good ma how are u doin damn u sexy

2. You look damn good as a brunette

3. How Are u today

4. Hi there, Im Steven im from east texas. 2 hours east of Dallas between Longview and Tyler. Im a white 36/m cutie and a real sweetheart. Very muscular and workout and train very hard. 6 foot 1 dark brown hair hazel eyes 207lbs athletic too. your hottt, Wanna get to know me? Do you got msn messenger or aol messenger? let me know, heres some roses for you @--)---- @---)---- @---)---- @---)----- Looking for a friend or more? please let me know. You can email me all you like too. My email on msn [email protected] and on america online [email protected]. You can also instant message me all you want feel free . anytime too, My screen name on msn 2Fast2Furious and on america online ibentx . Hope to hear from ya. Take care sexy, _ Steven

5. Hey names alex im 18 you just moved to astoria ? well maybe you should write me back and e could get together.. or atleast write me back :P

6. Hey Ale names Brandon im new to my space i was lookinf for old friends in Astoria went to highschool for freshmen year then got out know in So cal but anyways sawu and thought u looked beautiful we should chat sometime

7. Hello, that is a beutiful name, I am half irish half scottish, so I know where that pride comes from. If you look in my pics you can see me with my kilt on, anywhoo, I was just wondering if you might ever want to get together and hangout, I am a 22 year old welding student at CCC. I like to do stuff outdoors, wheelin, campin, and I love to do it even if its rainin. If you want to hang out sometime, let me know
Paul

8. damn u is way to hott...i was there wit da party on saturday....i dont think i saw u there?....

9. damn your hot do you still live in astoria

10. hi

11. scottish...thats sexxxY!

12. Hi,

I thought your posting was well written and simple without being cheesy.I am a 27 y/o transplant from boston looking for for some fun and cool person to hangout with. I am professional with busy life and would love to have some one have fun and chill with and explore portland.I brit/italian/indian mutt and i do take care of both my mind and body. I am not into long chat sessions. I have strong flair for mature, sexier and smart women. I love skydiving,rock climbing, parties, theater, concerts, dining out or just cuddle infront of TV. I Would rather prefer hangout buddy than anything else. I am able , fit, funny and waiting for your response.

Write back if interested Lets go out .
Cheers..!!
Josh

13. So yeah, I know this might sound really wierd but it has worked pretty well since I moved to Washington so I thought Id try it here.. No, you dont know me, but my parents recently moved to Seaside and Im coming to visit them this weekend. As much as I love my parents I would prefer not to be cooped up woth them all weekend so Im reaching out to my fellow myspacers and pleading for help. Im lookin for someone to go out with and party it up this comin weekend. Yes, I am attracrive if its important and no, im not creepy wierd or perverted. I can send a pic if you give me an email address but thats the only way I know how. (im kinda retarded when it comes to computers) I know you said your tired of the 20 yr old boys but trust me I definately more mature thatn the average 20 yr old. So yeah hit me back If you can help me out!! If not thanks anyways!! lates

14. Whatup Alegah, this is Mike, I thought I'd message you and let you know I think you have a gorgeous name and looks to match, but I'm sure you hear that all the time!! I noticed you said you are sick of hanging out with the younger guys, so I thought I'd introduce myself... I'm 23 and I live in Portland, but I'm hanging out in Seaside/Rockaway this weekend... you should probably give me a call if you are in the area because me and some friends are looking for something to do around here, and I bet you know whats going on... if you are interested, my number is 503-866-4501, and stay beautiful!!

15. whats ur msn

16. HI MY NAME IS JEFF AND IM MOVIN INTO CANNON BEACH NEXT WEEK. SO IM TRYIN TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND GET SOME NEW FRIENDS. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND MAYBE YOU COULD INTRODUCE ME TO SOME PEOPLE AND HELP ME MEET SOME PEOPLE MY AGE. THANK YOU!
JEFF

17. hey, not tryin 2 bug u but i was wonderin if i could if u could help me out w/ a question i got, cuz i know only a girl would know whether i'm right or wrong or not. if not its cool.

18. supppp fine lady hows it goin < lol wanna chat ??? if u do message me back nice 1 laters.......... ;-) ><

19. hey wats up hows it goin i just wanted to tell u how gorgeous u r have a good night bye

20. hello! how are you? for some strange reason i keep getting my myspace page deleted. maybe its a bandwith issue. i dont know
the damn web site has problems with my internet service provider for the last few weeks so ive decided on a new route to go, after spending many (man) hours on getting my page all stylish and describing myself to have it erased. maybe my page might be a little to naughty for here. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] i doubt it compared tto what i see on here ! anyways im a 6-2 200 lb male from toronto. im fit and i think you (might) find me attractive ( i don't know how to say it without sounding self absorbed)
anyways just seeing if you have yahoo. if so add me whyme0069
i have aim or msn as well
i have lots of pics to show you so you can check me out and a cam if you want to see more. hint* lol jks


anyways i think your a hottie and you definitely grabbed my attention. want to find out if i grab yours????
tyler

[Eihli]

Holy [censored], do we have an upper hand on the field or what?

[Monty]

All,
What's my line? I didn't expect her to ask this dumb of a question. Help me transition.



yes, i can cook. where would this city be?




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From: XXXX
Date: Dec 17, 2005 6:24 PM

I'm gonna dig a huge cave big enough for a city and heat it so everyone is warm. I would be king of this city, of course. Maybe you can be my cook or something. Can you cook?




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From: Annie
Date: Dec 17, 2005 4:30 PM

absolutely!



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From: XXXX
Date: Dec 17, 2005 3:01 PM

doesn't winter suck?

[gorie]

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All,
What's my line? I didn't expect her to ask this dumb of a question. Help me transition.

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that's not a dumb question, she just wants to know where she would have to move to! who wouldn't want to know this !! you're dumb for not being prepared with the location of the cave city!