banging chicks from myspace.com

[ononimo]

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I was planning on only being a spectator for this trainwreck, but opportunity has knocked on the door. Let's get me laid.

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Hola,

I'm Kristen, I dont have a profile up yet, so I am using my friends account. She is showing me how addicted to this site she is, I'm thinking this is fun. Your profile is pretty hott! You seem to share some of my interests. Let's get to know each other better.



What do you like to do for fun?
Ideal first date? (your thoughts...)
Where have you traveled that would excite me?
I want to see more of you, do you have more pictures? I can send you some of mine.




So, some things about me: My email is,



I'm newly single, about 4 months to be exact. I am 21. five feet six inches tall. My hair is blonde, and I usually work out 5-6 times weekly, I am pretty fit. My best feature cannot be mentioned here, so I'll just say my eyes, they are greenish blue.


Well that is a lot of information for one message, The last thing that I want is to ramble on..


I hope to hear from you soon.


*Kristen*

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so fake it reeks ... don't even bother, dude.

[Cunning Linguist]

Alright.. it's probably a shill. But I will nevertheless perform my due dilligence.

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That was alot of questions, Kristen. I'll answer them eventually, but not yet. I just want to make sure I have the right email address first. You should setup a myspace, it's pretty easy to do.



So what interests do we share?
Trev

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[Guy Incognito]

Here's my entry for "Worst euphemism for 'you're not good enough for me'". Things seemed to be progressing nicely before this AIM message [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

"honestly i'm not at the time in my life where i really want to date"

[Hopey]

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Here's my entry for "Worst euphemism for 'you're not good enough for me'". Things seemed to be progressing nicely before this AIM message [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

"honestly i'm not at the time in my life where i really want to date"

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Sweet...so you don't have to go through the formality of taking her out to dinner. You can get to the sex immediately!

Either that, or she's not interested...

[diebitter]

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"honestly i'm not at the time in my life where i really want to date"

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Say, "yeah, I hear ya! You like it more casual. Well, okay, I'm game."

PS. This is of course ridiculous, once they say the phrase you mentioned, they are not interested at all, but I think the comedy aspect/chance you'll annoy her makes this worthwhile. You can make it a lot stronger ('Oh I hear you, you little xxxxx' or 'you just want to be used like a kleenex, huh?' and so on) for exaggerated effect.

[TeeJayOrTJ]

hmm...I just got an e-mail saying I got a message but when I go to check my inbox it is not there. Anyone have anything like that happen?

[lou22]

Unfortunate FYI: I got this message from Sandra's "friend" a few days back:

"Hey!! Just so you know, this is a friend of mine's account. I don't have my own account yet. But I am really excited about meeting new people online. Your profile was great! It definitely made me want to talk to you. If I seem a little interesting, I'd love for you to email me at hotheart9966@yahoo. I'll be sure to learn how to send pics by then.

Hope to hear from you real soon [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] "


I've heard others who have gotten very similar messages. So....I'm pretty sure not real.

[Guy Incognito]

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hmm...I just got an e-mail saying I got a message but when I go to check my inbox it is not there. Anyone have anything like that happen?

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This happened to me also, they must be having issues.

[mblax10]

Hello everybody, I have been religously lurking around this thread since its inception. I would like to thank everybody for the entertainment so far, but would like to remind everybody, to keep working hard and please for the good of OOT focus on our goal at hand:











This is not what we're looking for










What does this mean, less pictures of girls you have no chance with. More going after the easy bate, Whales, Butterfaces, Pizza faces, Cougars, whatever it takes.

It's Saturday night, keep in mind the first person who gets laid and the first person who creates a train wreck will be OOT heroes for years to come. I believe in you guys. Somebody get balls deep tonight.

[Duff]

I haven't been able to read this entire thread, because it would take me forever, but did anyone get laid yet?