SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[Imrahil]

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I remember playing a superlag (100/70/4) on ongame a while ago. You could call like 2 overbets on 2 streets with A high vs that guy. It was pretty sick, also all the nits on the table didnt really adapt lol.

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I love how he's considered a "lag". I consider him a superaggrodonk.

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Yeah there's a "slight" difference between LAG and maniac...

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Well he was called a superlag but even then that doesn't explain how aggressive and terrible he is. A superlag sounds like a player who plays 40/25 but is actually decent.

[bubaloo]

ok one more hand, this one definetly doesnt deserve its own thread.

is this 100% standard vs a 20/20/3 (40h) no reads. would anyone do anything differently?

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $148.01
UTG+1: $97.5
CO: $131.07
Bubaloo: $116.44
SB: $152.61
BB: $21.59

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $3</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $12</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($25.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $17</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $41</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $97</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $44.5</font>.
Uncalled bets: $11.5 returned to Bubaloo.

[hotbacon]

TOURNEYS TILT ME SO BAD
20k deep in sunday million, had the jesus seat on a 80/0/0 type fish who had me covered.
then all of a sudden a box pops up saying "you have been moved to another table."
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[KingofNits2]

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I remember playing a superlag (100/70/4) on ongame a while ago. You could call like 2 overbets on 2 streets with A high vs that guy. It was pretty sick, also all the nits on the table didnt really adapt lol.

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I love how he's considered a "lag". I consider him a superaggrodonk.

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Yeah there's a "slight" difference between LAG and maniac...

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Well he was called a superlag but even then that doesn't explain how aggressive and terrible he is. A superlag sounds like a player who plays 40/25 but is actually decent.

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yes but the word 'LAG' means Loose aggressive. Well that guy was loose and he was aggressive. In this case SUPER loose aggressive. The word lag doesnt say anything about skill factor or not?

[bubaloo]

just call him ooLAG and be done w/ it.

[smellmuth]

the proverbial other shoe. some fun ones:

ANTES/BLINDS
analbumcov3r posts blind ($4).

PRE-FLOP
jangnas folds, scc1307 folds, itlamcse bets $15, analbumcov3r bets $48, itlamcse calls $37.

FLOP [board cards 10H,7S,10S ]
analbumcov3r bets $76, itlamcse calls $76.

TURN [board cards 10H,7S,10S,8C ]
analbumcov3r bets $309.85 and is all-in, itlamcse calls $309.85.

RIVER [board cards 10H,7S,10S,8C,JC ]

SHOWDOWN
analbumcov3r shows [ JH,JD ]
itlamcse shows [ 10D,10C ]
itlamcse wins $873.70



ANTES/BLINDS
kaalinassu posts blind ($2), turken33 posts blind ($4).

PRE-FLOP
analbumcov3r bets $12, TambourineXY calls $12, ImNotDutch folds, kaalinassu calls $10, turken33 calls $8.

FLOP [board cards AS,QS,QD ]
kaalinassu checks, turken33 checks, analbumcov3r checks, TambourineXY checks.

TURN [board cards AS,QS,QD,3D ]
kaalinassu bets $25, turken33 folds, analbumcov3r bets $75, TambourineXY folds, kaalinassu bets $100, analbumcov3r bets $251.60 and is all-in, kaalinassu calls $142.80 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards AS,QS,QD,3D,KH ]

SHOWDOWN
analbumcov3r shows [ 3H,3C ]
kaalinassu shows [ QH,QC ]
kaalinassu wins $580.60, analbumcov3r wins $58.80

[KingofNits2]

Lol are you analbumcov3r??? godamnit, i once tilted off my stack to you. Huge anal monkey tilt

Douche bag move tho after the hand when you said something like 'lol retarded monkey'


Seat 2: Shizzle1235 [ KS,KD ] ($245.00 in chips)
Seat 4: P.petrelli ($190.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Listig123 ($433.25 in chips)
Seat 9: analbumcov3r ($191.10 in chips)
Seat 10: -4815162342- ($196.65 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Shizzle1235 posts blind ($1), P.petrelli posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
Listig123 calls $2, analbumcov3r bets $10, -4815162342- folds, Shizzle1235 bets $30, P.petrelli folds, Listig123 folds, analbumcov3r calls $21.

FLOP [board cards 8S,QS,QD ]
Shizzle1235 checks, analbumcov3r checks.

TURN [board cards 8S,QS,QD,5S ]
Shizzle1235 bets $40, analbumcov3r bets $136, Shizzle1235 bets $174 and is all-in, analbumcov3r calls $24.10 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards 8S,QS,QD,5S,AC ]

SHOWDOWN
Shizzle1235 shows [ KS,KD ]
analbumcov3r shows [ 5H,5C ]
Shizzle1235 wins $53.90, analbumcov3r wins $383.20.

SUMMARY
Dealer: -4815162342-
Pot: $440.10, (including rake: $3)
Shizzle1235 bets $245, collects $53.90, net $-191.10
P.petrelli loses $2
Listig123 loses $2
analbumcov3r bets $191.10, collects $383.20, net $192.10
-4815162342- loses $0

[Imrahil]

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I remember playing a superlag (100/70/4) on ongame a while ago. You could call like 2 overbets on 2 streets with A high vs that guy. It was pretty sick, also all the nits on the table didnt really adapt lol.

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I love how he's considered a "lag". I consider him a superaggrodonk.

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Yeah there's a "slight" difference between LAG and maniac...

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Well he was called a superlag but even then that doesn't explain how aggressive and terrible he is. A superlag sounds like a player who plays 40/25 but is actually decent.

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yes but the word 'LAG' means Loose aggressive. Well that guy was loose and he was aggressive. In this case SUPER loose aggressive. The word lag doesnt say anything about skill factor or not?

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When I think of LAG I think of a competent player for some reason. I just can't consider a 100/70 any type of LAG. Dunno, just me.

[smellmuth]

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Lol are you analbumcov3r??? godamnit, i once tilted off my stack to you. Huge anal monkey tilt

Douche bag move tho after the hand when you said something like 'lol retarded monkey'


Seat 2: Shizzle1235 [ KS,KD ] ($245.00 in chips)
Seat 4: P.petrelli ($190.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Listig123 ($433.25 in chips)
Seat 9: analbumcov3r ($191.10 in chips)
Seat 10: -4815162342- ($196.65 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Shizzle1235 posts blind ($1), P.petrelli posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
Listig123 calls $2, analbumcov3r bets $10, -4815162342- folds, Shizzle1235 bets $30, P.petrelli folds, Listig123 folds, analbumcov3r calls $21.

FLOP [board cards 8S,QS,QD ]
Shizzle1235 checks, analbumcov3r checks.

TURN [board cards 8S,QS,QD,5S ]
Shizzle1235 bets $40, analbumcov3r bets $136, Shizzle1235 bets $174 and is all-in, analbumcov3r calls $24.10 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards 8S,QS,QD,5S,AC ]

SHOWDOWN
Shizzle1235 shows [ KS,KD ]
analbumcov3r shows [ 5H,5C ]
Shizzle1235 wins $53.90, analbumcov3r wins $383.20.

SUMMARY
Dealer: -4815162342-
Pot: $440.10, (including rake: $3)
Shizzle1235 bets $245, collects $53.90, net $-191.10
P.petrelli loses $2
Listig123 loses $2
analbumcov3r bets $191.10, collects $383.20, net $192.10
-4815162342- loses $0

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heh i remember this hand but i seriously doubt i berated you in the chat after? i almost never chat (im usually 8 tbling).

if i did i was probably on massive tilt and i apologize.

[dirtylobster]

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When I think of LAG I think of a competent player for some reason. I just can't consider a 100/70 any type of LAG. Dunno, just me.

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My thoughts exactly. You can't be a LAG just by matching some stats.

In other news, I'm such a station lol:

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $76.75
Hero (BB): $135.15
UTG: $199.20
MP: $112.70
CO: $47.25
BTN: $92.50

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, BTN calls $5, SB folds

Flop: ($13) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $9</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $18</font>, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($49) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $15</font>, Hero calls $15

River: ($79) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results: $79 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON $76 (+$37 NET)
BTN mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$39 NET)