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Old 03-08-2006, 04:08 AM
thatpfunk thatpfunk is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

someone correct me if i am wrong, but...

Party's system uses a continuous shuffle in which the remaining cards "shuffle" until the action is completed.

Now, let's look at the turn. Retard with the straight flush only calls the 3-bet. If they had capped, Hero would have had to call, therefore changing the outcome of the river card.

I would buy a gun.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:44 AM
trumpman84 trumpman84 is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is by far the worst beat I've ever seen.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:55 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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*cries*
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:05 AM
Sponger. Sponger. is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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someone correct me if i am wrong, but...

Party's system uses a continuous shuffle in which the remaining cards "shuffle" until the action is completed.

Now, let's look at the turn. Retard with the straight flush only calls the 3-bet. If they had capped, Hero would have had to call, therefore changing the outcome of the river card.

I would buy a gun.

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Well, since its a continuous shuffle if the Villain had just decided to twitch a little bit longer before calling it would have changed the river.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:50 AM
Vavavoom Vavavoom is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

P.S. BBJ is rigged.

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Old 03-08-2006, 07:04 AM
RiverTheNuts RiverTheNuts is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Ridonculous... I think I would have gone and done some blow and beat up a hooker if that happened at my table
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:48 AM
NapoleonDolemite NapoleonDolemite is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

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LMAO.
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:52 AM
NapoleonDolemite NapoleonDolemite is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

My condolences- that is some sick Party poker bullsh*t. I'm in shock...
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:57 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I hate to be the party pooper, but are we sure this hand is real? I mean, normally we don't check on this sort of thing, but if we're gonna sticky it...

Could heroine post the hand number? Thanks.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:10 AM
Mik1w Mik1w is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

oh my god! oh dear..

I can think of a worse bad beat than this though...
Imagine if you WON the hand!
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