Official JULY Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Boquense]

Why can't I ever win 10 buyins without losing 11 first?

Like 7 of the 11 to craig :<

[Bigmoney]

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $298.65
BB: $352.40
UTG: $2,376.75
CO: $898.80
Hero (BTN): $591.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $12.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $88.00</font>, Hero calls $38.00

Flop: ($185) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $185.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $503.00</font>, UTG calls $318.00

Turn: ($1191) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1191) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,191.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (King Queen high) and LOST (-$591.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$597.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $594.00
BB: $1,138.80
UTG: $2,612.05
CO: $591.15
Hero (BTN): $1,352.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $21.00</font>, CO calls $21.00, Hero calls $21.00, SB calls $18.00, BB calls $15.00

Flop: ($105) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $105.00</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $105.00, 2 folds

Turn: ($315) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $306.00</font>, Hero calls $306.00

River: ($927) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $927.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $920.00
Uncalled bet of $7.00 returned to UTG

Pot Size: $2,767.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ([6s 7d] King Queen high) and LOST (-$1,352.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$1,412.00)

[BobboFitos]

Hey all, going to bed, but trying to figure this out. Rethought the whole selling pieces of myself, and I'm doing a mix of the HEK idea (trading with other established players/friends) and also selling a small %. So the idea is to sell X% at 1.5x the cost (not 2) and with everything covered going to the person buying a piece first. (Ala no idea how much a cash makes but if cashed for min 10k rather then the person who bought 10% for 1500 making just 1000, they'd make their initial investment back)

So yeah, if interested, PM me, I only am selling a small %.

[moira]

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so awesome, also snake, that really sucks.

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omfg, the river made me physically sick

[Reef]

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catcherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

if you were a grinder you would have such ridiculous fps [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I'm pretty sure the kid playing for FPPs last month was you.

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and the truth shall set u free

[ddubois]

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River: ($927) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $927.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $920.00

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You are one sick puppy.

[soah]

but he doesn't post this hand when the river is 5 or T.

[dnh83]

If VH1 had a "Top 40 Awesomely Bad TAGs at Full Tilt 2-4 NL" would I be number 1? That's my goal for july

[tcorbin16]

Bigmoney those hands are redic sick

[PokerJello]

This is from June, but I still find his comments highly entertaining.

PokerStars Game #10663215031: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/06/28 - 12:48:27 (ET)
Table 'Umbriel III' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: mussiealmelo ($1315.25 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerJello ($1521.25 in chips)
Seat 3: brandi64 ($300 in chips)
Seat 5: ReraiseRob ($698 in chips)
Seat 6: Senor Rio ($1749 in chips)
Seat 7: Thinkards ($1000 in chips)
Seat 8: futilewar ($2405.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Fuel55 ($821.75 in chips)
Fuel55 said, "DQB?"
mussiealmelo: posts small blind $5
PokerJello: posts big blind $10
needz4speed: sits out
Thinkards: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerJello [Kh Kd]
brandi64: folds
ReraiseRob: folds
Senor Rio: folds
Thinkards: raises $30 to $40
futilewar: folds
Fuel55: calls $40
mussiealmelo: folds
mussiealmelo said, "kk"
PokerJello: raises $130 to $170
Thinkards: folds
Fuel55: calls $130
*** FLOP *** [4c Kc 7c]
PokerJello: bets $270
Fuel55: calls $270
*** TURN *** [4c Kc 7c] [8s]
PokerJello: bets $1081.25 and is all-in
Fuel55: calls $381.75 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [4c Kc 7c 8s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PokerJello: shows [Kh Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
Fuel55: shows [As Tc] (a flush, Ace high)
Fuel55 collected $1685.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1688.50 | Rake $3
Board [4c Kc 7c 8s Ac]
Seat 1: mussiealmelo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: PokerJello (big blind) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: brandi64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ReraiseRob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Senor Rio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Thinkards folded before Flop
Seat 8: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Fuel55 (button) showed [As Tc] and won ($1685.50) with a flush, Ace high

Fuel55 said, "ooops"
ReraiseRob said, "when u say ooops"
ReraiseRob said, "did u mean u misclicked?"
Fuel55 said, "no it means I thought he was much weaker and I had 12 outs"
Thinkards said, "nice surprise there, eh?"
Fuel55 said, "was getting 5:1"
Fuel55 said, "certainly know i am behind"
Thinkards said, "I see"
Fuel55 said, "but its mathematically ok"
Thinkards said, "oh"
ReraiseRob said, "i dont agree"
ReraiseRob said, "but what do u care"
Fuel55 said, "not much"
Fuel55 said, "i am a winning player"
Fuel55 said, "and my style works overall"
ReraiseRob said, "u dont even know if a club is good for u"
Fuel55 said, "pretty sure it is"
Thinkards said, "that's all that matters. keep up the good work."
Fuel55 said, "i think all the top players are break even against each other"
Fuel55 said, "we make our money from the guys moving up and taking stabs"
Fuel55 said, "and the occasional megafish"