Best Quick Joke you know

[His Boy Elroy]

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What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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You don't cum on the apple after you eat it.

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before, homey

[nath]

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What do gay cows eat? Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

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don't cows eat grass?

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yeah, it's gay horses
instead of bumping this thread we should made another one entitled "please [censored] up the telling of your favorite quick joke"

[furyshade]

What did the Ethiopian girl do on friday night?




Starve

[Waterfall]

what did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?


in white:
<font color="white">Cancer </font>

[Klompy]

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[hoksy]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
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[Cumulonimbus]

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Wow, I just got home and checked this thread...it took off pretty quickly:P

As for the original joke, it's funny because Republicans/current administration won't admit anything's wrong and whenever someone criticizes of something they label them an unpatriotic freedom-hating liberal. That's why it's funny.

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If you have to take 10 minutes explaining the joke, it's probably not very funny.

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yeah, for the people who originally didn't get it. i lold.

as for the joke,

What kinda bee gives milk?

<font color="white"> A BOOBEE. </font>

[Cumulonimbus]

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What's the best part about a BJ from an ethiopian,

You know she'll swallow

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bahaha best one so far imho.

[BadgerPro]

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4) Jewish kid goes to his dad and says hey can I borrow $40?

His dad says, $30? what the hell do you need $20 for?



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...I'll give you $10. He hands his son a $5.

[inside??]

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of Indians?

A bartender