SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION - Page 22

MannyIsGod · #**211** 10-03-2006, 02:27 PM

So rigged

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $36.50
UTG+1: $66.05
CO: $59.55
Hero: $164.10
SB: $61.40
BB: $85.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Hero bets $7, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $25, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($85, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO is all-in $32.55, Hero calls, UTG+1 raises all-in $39.05, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($195.65, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $182.65, Sidepot 1: $13)

Results:
Final pot: $195.65
UTG+1 showed Ah Ac
CO showed 9s 9c
Hero showed 5s 5h

goofyballer · #**212** 10-03-2006, 02:41 PM

SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH MY [censored] APARTMENT STILL WON'T HAVE INTERNET UNTIL FRIDAY AND BY THE TIME I DO PARTY WILL BE [censored] BUSTO AND I CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE SOFT ASS GAMES RIVERFENIX MENTIONED AND ALL I CAN DO IS READ ABOUT THIS [censored] IN THE [censored] COMPUTER SCIENCE LAB AND WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY AS I WONDER WHAT MY FUTURE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I MEAN WHAT THE [censored], I WAS ONLY STARTING TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO AND NOW THAT I'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT THEY JUST TAKE IT ALL AWAY MOTHER [censored] CHUMASH CASINO HERE I COME GOD BLESS AMERICA

I guess I can go play on Stars or FTP, but both of those sites have rampant shortstacking and will have a higher influx of 2+2ers and less fish than before...I just can't believe it's all over. Or I can become a live $4/$8 pro at this fishy cardroom about 15 minutes away, but who the [censored] wants to grind out a living playing limit [censored] poker? SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH I'M STARTING TO WEEP AGAIN

Pokey: I would consider the possibility that Urkel is just a cockblocking guy that wants her and is trying to keep her from seeing other dudes.

orange · #**213** 10-03-2006, 02:52 PM

lol.

MannyIsGod · #**214** 10-03-2006, 02:53 PM

Church going girls are the best. Boyfriend or not.

BigPoppa · #**215** 10-03-2006, 03:11 PM

Play nothing but NL 6max (no MTTs, no limit, not even my beloved 2-7 TD).

50k hands

$10k + profit

RiverFenix · #**216** 10-03-2006, 03:25 PM

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Question: Who is PoBoy321 and why is he mod of SSNL if I've never seen him here?

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He used to be a pretty active member of ssnl. There are a few others that have left us too, like kongototte, malachai (spelling?), and others.

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Make me a mod.

tufat23 · #**217** 10-03-2006, 03:40 PM

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SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH MY [censored] APARTMENT STILL WON'T HAVE INTERNET UNTIL FRIDAY AND BY THE TIME I DO PARTY WILL BE [censored] BUSTO AND I CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE SOFT ASS GAMES RIVERFENIX MENTIONED AND ALL I CAN DO IS READ ABOUT THIS [censored] IN THE [censored] COMPUTER SCIENCE LAB AND WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY AS I WONDER WHAT MY FUTURE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I MEAN WHAT THE [censored], I WAS ONLY STARTING TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO AND NOW THAT I'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT THEY JUST TAKE IT ALL AWAY MOTHER [censored] CHUMASH CASINO HERE I COME GOD BLESS AMERICA

I guess I can go play on Stars or FTP, but both of those sites have rampant shortstacking and will have a higher influx of 2+2ers and less fish than before...I just can't believe it's all over. Or I can become a live $4/$8 pro at this fishy cardroom about 15 minutes away, but who the [censored] wants to grind out a living playing limit [censored] poker? SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH I'M STARTING TO WEEP AGAIN

Pokey: I would consider the possibility that Urkel is just a cockblocking guy that wants her and is trying to keep her from seeing other dudes.

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wtf is wrong? you'll probably just run at -10PTBB/100 anyway

mudbuddha · #**218** 10-03-2006, 03:47 PM

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Not to be a jerk, orange, but if you are just figuring this out about PP, where the $#%^ have you been? You are stating the obvious; it's exactly why I'm stunned anyone plays elsewhere.

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I knew you were laughing at me on the inside when I was on FTP for 50 coffees.

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This is very funny. When I interviewed EMc for the news story that I hope will run tomorrow (F you, CSPAN), we shot some video of him donking it up on FT. Our photog was a 26-year old girl who is struggling with cash, and when she saw EMc lose $12 in one hand (!), she remarked in horror, "That's like losing 12 coffees!"

She was relieved when EMc PFRed and took it down with a CBet, restoring his full coffee-buying powers.

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haha classic

goofyballer · #**219** 10-03-2006, 04:08 PM

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wtf is wrong? you'll probably just run at -10PTBB/100 anyway

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I MADE MONEY IN RAKEBACKS HYACHAHCAHHACHCA

...and I also ran/played pretty well at any limit <$100, and am still a 2-3ptbb winner at $100+

BigPoppa · #**220** 10-03-2006, 04:12 PM

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I'm starting to get depressed about this sh*t. Without online poker I have no reason to be such a huge slackass, and I hate school. Dammit.

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I'm depressed that I was too lazy to play as many hands as I should have over the last year and too chickenshit to move up as high as I should have.