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Old 12-17-2005, 08:21 AM
cyberSTACK cyberSTACK is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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It depends on the context though, I think as played the "let's meet up for drinks" came off as really random, as you hadn't quite worked up to that point yet. Maybe something like this:

You: "oh cool, what bars do you like in dallas?"
Her: "well my favorite is xxxx"
You: "I love that place! we should meet up for drinks there sometime"

(disclaimer: I haven't actually done this yet, but that's probably my line in your situation)

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very well put, i like this line very much.
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:44 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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It depends on the context though, I think as played the "let's meet up for drinks" came off as really random, as you hadn't quite worked up to that point yet. Maybe something like this:

You: "oh cool, what bars do you like in dallas?"
Her: "well my favorite is xxxx"
You: "I love that place! we should meet up for drinks there sometime"

(disclaimer: I haven't actually done this yet, but that's probably my line in your situation)

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very well put, i like this line very much.

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If you don't know the place she says, I'd try:

"I've heard of it, don't know where it is. I heard it was really great!/terrible!"

(either will do, as long as it's one of the extremes. If you say terrible (reason: 'I heard it was a bit dead'), it may lead her into correcting you, and make it v. easy to move to 'are you sure I'd like it? Why don't we meet there, and you set me right?')
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:53 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

where were you guys 3 hours ago... oh well i should have been patient anyways as she hasn't even seen the message yet. Diebitter's approach is GOLD! but its kinda late now. Ugh.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:38 AM
NoamChomsky NoamChomsky is offline
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Some chick had in her profile "I want to save the world" so I said

"
[Save the world]
(I am serious)

How can you (or myself) do this? I suppose the first question is, what is the biggest danger?

Keep smiling

xxxx"

She replied with
" Saving the world is not as hard as it sounds, just take it one step at a time. For example, my friend Rob had this dream that he wanted to cure cancer. So what'd he do? Started up an organization called Skate4Cancer. He skateboarded 8000 km last year, was sponsored by skate companies, got on t.v., radio etc. and now the company is huge. I work for it too. We raise thousands of dollars for cancer research and whatnot. We're going to cure cancer some day, and when that is done, I'll find my next issue to solve. Probably AIDS or something, cause I'm doing a project on it now and it's pretty incredible.

If there were more people like us, with the same sort of determination... we all could save the world. Unfortunately, the world is full of greedy assholes...so that is unlikely. But you've gotta have hope right? *Shrugs* Just how I see it. Maybe some day things will change, and if not...well I know I lived my life doing what I love most... helping the world be a better place.
"


I don't think this a bangable chick... too wholesome.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:45 AM
NoamChomsky NoamChomsky is offline
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"Subject: stuff
Body: Hey xxx I just watched A Walk To Remember and I thought it was pretty good (especially the part when he starts improvising during the play). My name is x, I'm 21 and live in xxx. What's up?
"

This worked really well, got :
"
hey
Body: awww... that was really sweet... i have neevr had someone message me becasue of somethign on my profile lol u just made my day lol... neways how are you doing? I f you have msn u should add me if you want to .. its [email protected]
ttys,
The One and Only
xxx


I think the fact that she can't spell never correctly really only just adds to her bangability. She is maybe a 5 or a 6 out of 10 and that's enough for me!
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:47 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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I don't think this a bangable chick... too wholesome.

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I'll educate you... you are both correct and incorrect.

Do-gooder bitches as I like to call them are usually too wholesome to bang outright. Plus, they are so annoying when sober that they'll make your dick sink into your stomache. However, they don't drink/party much, so 1 or 2 drinks will really loosen them up.

It takes a little bit more work but 1st date include listening to them and showing them you are a nice guy. Involve drinks in the 2nd date, and the panties will come off quite easily.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:53 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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"Subject: stuff
Body: Hey xxx I just watched A Walk To Remember and I thought it was pretty good (especially the part when he starts improvising during the play). My name is x, I'm 21 and live in xxx. What's up?
"

This worked really well, got :
"
hey
Body: awww... that was really sweet... i have neevr had someone message me becasue of somethign on my profile lol u just made my day lol... neways how are you doing? I f you have msn u should add me if you want to .. its [email protected]
ttys,
The One and Only
xxx


I think the fact that she can't spell never correctly really only just adds to her bangability. She is maybe a 5 or a 6 out of 10 and that's enough for me!

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this sounds like it might be a scam, anyone agree?
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:54 AM
NoamChomsky NoamChomsky is offline
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Good sir you are truly a gentleman and a scholar. I will take this advice to heart and proceed with attempts to bang her.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

I think it is important to note that no one has banged a chick yet. It hasn't been that long, and I am OK with that. I just hope that no one has banged a myspace whale and is too ashamed to admit it. No judgement will be assessed based on the quality of the girl. At this point any girl is a victory.

As an aside, am I the only one who thinks the other sister (about ten posts above this one) on the right is super hot. She looks a bit like Tina Fey.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:28 PM
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I concur that banging any chick (even a whale) would be a victory, and by default the banger would be an OOT god. I do not concur that said sister is super hot. Said sister does not bear a remote resemblance to Tina Fey.
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