banging chicks from myspace.com

[MrWookie]

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excellent trip report by the way ... except for the inexcusable lack of profile links/pics.

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Nah, I can't fault Tom yet. I mean, most people here just want to look, criticize, and laugh, but there might be a spoilsport reading. We don't want anyone to blow our wad before Tom blows his. Once Tom gets hits it, however, THEN we'll demand links. Eh, I guess he could satiate us with a pic, however...

Edit: Awesome trip report, btw. Way to get in there.

[perrier]

Tom,

Bad beat there not being able to send it with the psychotic bipolar midget. Perhaps you should have delved into the common bond as pyromaniacs? At any rate hopefully your second encounter will work out!

Perrier

[ononimo]

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We don't want anyone to blow our wad before Tom blows his. Once Tom gets hits it, however, THEN we'll demand links. Eh, I guess he could satiate us with a pic, however...

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very true - which is why i'd settle for a pic. he can at least throw a crumb at us and cough up a pic of the midget psycho.

[BWebb]

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I had been talking to this one chick who seemed real cool. We plan to meet up Wednesday for dinner. Somehow I joke around that she might be a serial killer and would kill me, when she states "I wouldn't hurt other people." Which prompted me to ask "well does that mean you'd hurt yourself?" and she starts talking about how shes been cutting herself since she was 15. She's learned to cut where no one can see (I put that info away as a way to get her naked later), but hasn't done it in a month and a half. She also stopped going to college "for circumstances out of her control", which doesn't really mean anything but was enough foreshadowing. She's into a lot of dorky things I'm into, and seemed pretty cool, looked cute as hell, and figured it wouldn't be so bad.

So I meet her for dinner, (she was easy to find since she was 4'10). She looks real cute when I see her, but somehow from the waist down shes got huge ghetto-booty. She starts to walk all limped ass and stuff to the hostess. We have dinner, all is well. I have too much wine and begin acting stupid. She proceeds to tell me she has moved from cutting to burning. She comes over to my side of the booth and shows me these giant ass scars inside of her waist line. The girl probably would be real hot if she lost 25 lbs as well. Oh well, I'll put up with it since she seemed pretty cool. We finish dinner and go to play pool, but the pool hall is packed full. She craves cheesecake, so we go to Barnes & Noble and get some cheesecake for a while. She later tells me that shes bipolar and just got out of a mental hospital. We chat for a while, but I think my drunken stupidity scares her off. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty (*&*ed up for a first date.

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she's a mentally unstable and overweight midget yet you worry that your drunkenness scared HER off?

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I was going to post the same [censored] thing. Dude, this chic is telling you how mentally unstable she is and you think a little alcohol is going to turn here off. You probably could have stood up, crapped on the table and wiped with her t-shirt and she wouldn't have cared.

[illusionS]

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You probably could have stood up, crapped on the table and wiped with her t-shirt and she wouldn't have cared.

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haha.. now that woulda been a story.

[roy_miami]

Nice report.

You had 2 dates Wednesday? Can we see a pic of huge boobs? I'm not too interested in seeing the cutter, she sounded pretty creepy. If you live in a big city you should give her a link to this thread...

[perrier]

roy,

No city is big enough. She will find him. *shiver*

Perrier

[roy_miami]

BTW, how did psycho cutter respond to "inside?"? Purple? Bluejeans? No, upside? Knowing her response could help the rest of us avoid seeing nutjobs.

[perrier]

Alright I'm done for tonight, this [censored] is cutting into my gamboling and that is unacceptable. Here's the latest lead:



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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 10:35 PM

i think i might be feeling inspired to get a few things done before bed. better seize the moment! good luck with your recovery.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kristina
Date: Dec 16, 2005 10:27 PM

i see. well my wednesday night consisted of a lotta of things. unfortunatly i dont remember it too well...but it was alotta fun...and i need to start getting stuff in order for holiday travels as well.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 10:19 PM

i prefer to call it "gearing up for saturday" instead of "recovering from wednesday" but that's your choice. i'm just hanging out watching the basketball games. i should be getting stuff in order before my holiday travel begins but it isn't happening.

what went down on wednesday anyway?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kristina
Date: Dec 16, 2005 10:14 PM

nothing recovering from wednesday and yesterday.........u?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 10:05 PM

yeah, inside. what are you up to?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kristina
Date: Dec 16, 2005 9:57 PM

INSIDE?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Chris
Date: Dec 16, 2005 8:41 PM

inside?

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[ononimo]

dude! why did you basically shut things down with your last reply with that "good luck with your recovery" line? why not ask her if she'll have time after her holiday travel planning to do something saturday night ... one last hurrah before she ships out? you had the start of a good thing going with that "gearing up for saturday night" line ... should have seen it through.

why is being single wasted on the single??? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]