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Old 03-08-2006, 12:24 AM
AJFenix AJFenix is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 03-08-2006, 12:47 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or someone is laughing it up at the pain we're feeling for this supposed beat.

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I suppose my PM box will fill with hate mail and evil spells...
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:51 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 03-08-2006, 01:26 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

holy [censored] this is some fuked up beat. as bad as it may seem to you, its also a bad beat for the other guy, considering he got 1 outered outa maybe 30k? but [censored] this 1 outer is SICK. DISGUSTING!
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:28 AM
jman220 jman220 is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This beat is so bad that I cannot even make my normal assinine comment about not overplaying your pocket pairs moran. Wow.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:36 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB. </font>

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

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Old 03-08-2006, 01:54 AM
jman220 jman220 is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

The following posters have not yet replied to this thread, but need to:

1. The Whaaaaaaaaambbuuuuuulaaance.
2. Sponger
3. El Diablo
4. Idi the Nigerian
5. Sup Bro

That is all.
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:09 AM
Monty Cantsin Monty Cantsin is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I wouldn't mind getting iLOVEggbman's take on this hand.

/mc
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:38 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

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LOL!!! That is exactly how I imagined it. It took me about a minute to figure out the kid wasn't speaking english, but that did not detract whatsoever from the funniness of the video.

As far as the bad beat, WORST bad beat ever. Party Poker should have an even larger Jackpot for beats like this. That is simply unbelievable. I would kill something, or at least punch a hole in my wall.
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
straightflush straightflush is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

That is the worst beat ever. If I ever win the BBJ I'll ship you $50 right away.

You did say nh, right?
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