Female on Paxil, Things have changed

[siccjay]

This thread makes baby jesus cry.

[Hopey]

This thread makes my penis cry.

[Magellan]

Far out, I don't check for a few days and this thread comes back to life!

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I will post an update on this thread if and when I bang her. until then let it die please

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Jeez Doc, I don't know if we can do that. For starters, I'm not convinced that it's safe for us to let you fly solo yet. Also, you have to realise that you have dragged all of us along for the emotional ride here. Anyone who has followed this saga from the beginning has invested quite a bit of time and feeling thus far. I don't mean to put even more pressure on you dude but there are principles to stand up for here, principles that your readers have a vested interested in seeing upheld. It would seem that, albeit unwittingly, you have found yourself in a situation that has much more riding on it than just your immediate gratification, a microcosm of a greater battle that rages over our whole planet. In this fight Doc, you are the chosen one, and we are grooming you to be our unlikely hero.

I have no more advice at this point, all of the knowledge you need to succeed is contained in this thread. You would do well to re-read the thread and reflect before plotting your next move (and be sure to take in Blarg's most recent musings). I will say though that all is not lost, good can still prevail.

Most of the time you can pick your fights Doc, but every now and then one picks you. Be strong, and have the courage to succeed.

Godspeed!

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I will post an update on this thread if and when I bang her. until then let it die please

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I assume your star is from this thread? Thanks astroglide.

[tuq]

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I assume your star is from this thread? Thanks astroglide.

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What's interesting is, I am pretty sure Doc had a * when this thread started, then at some point it got removed, and now it's back. I don't know if this thread is the impetus for its reappearance or not.

Doc, I've not been helpful during all of this, but your answers are above. This story is getting to the point where I think you may be a gimmick account...I mean, who would admit to this many eff-ups?

[SoloAJ]

Why would we let this thread die when clearly there is more good information being given.

My only hope is that future posters of girl problems read Blarg's posts beforehand. He had great insight.

It amazes me how long it takes people to realize that life is about making yourself happy. Quit wasting time trying to force happiness when it is out there free flowing....

[Doc7]

It's just not going to happen, guys. the following trip report is going to disappoint you a great deal, as to me it reads like someting out of freakin dirty romance novels until you hit the end where nothing happens.

Earlier this afternoon we were talking about some [censored] or another in my room and urbandictionary.com was being used, and i slyly mentioned having looked up something she mentioned a few weeks ago. she got semi pissed when i didn't tell her what the word was.

fast forward to 5 hours later. (EDIT: we've moved to her room, and i am drinking beers and reading SSHE while she is studying for an exam) she bribes me to tell her the first letter and how many letters the word is by letting me brush her ridiculously awesome hair. at first i was like um, hell no, that's a pretty crappy deal. but then i realized the opportunities having my hands in her hair would afford, so i agreed. ~30 minutes later she's still sitting there with the notecard wheel-of-fortune stlye trying to figure out the word, and i convince her out of her jeans and into shorts she got the other day that are maybe 6 inches long. at this point im sitting on her bed behind her in a low-to-the floor chair, ogling her legs propped on the fridge and by this point mostly just trying to keep my hands on her neck instead of hair as much as possible (like most girls, her neck is a big turn-on zone, or so she says and i believe)

a while of this goes by and i'm moving my hands out and basically rubbing her shoulders, going a little up and down a few inches on the sides of her arms with my fingers. this goes on for 2-3 minutes when she goes "um, you're not doing the thing with my hair." and leans forward a bit. i say something along the lines of "heh well i just enjoying myself" and she says "Not. Part. Of. The. Deal." ouch.

few more minutes goes by, she is freaking out trying to get the word (which the entire time i'm trying to convince her is not worth her time to try to guess...i dunno if i was being retarded or using reverse psych. probably retarded reverse psych.) and i talk her out of the zip-down sweater she is wearing over a tiny little frilly shirt underneath.

so at this point i have talked her out of her jeans into short-shorts, her sweater down to something that she probably wouldn't wear out often (at school), and i'm all up in her hair and back of her neck. she solves the word with the newest letter in ~10 seconds, puts back on and zips up the sweatshirt, and says she wants to go to sleep now.

BZZZZZT.


EDIT: the word was not disgusting, but it's also something i don't care to repost here. it may have had a little to do with her giving me the boot (it was something we had discussed a few weeks back after our little make-out session, when she mentioned something she likes better than just kissing. i wanted to see a general populace definition of the word rather than what i had in my head. she had the information when trying to guess the word that i had looked it up to see what she had meant by it rather than my personal definition.

[AlphaWice]

you didnt make moves fast enough. forget the whole word guessing, it keeps the interaction in her frame. get out of her frame. Do you understand? (If you don't, PM me.)

[Phil153]

I won't even deal with how much she's owning you. However...

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a while of this goes by and i'm moving my hands out and basically rubbing her shoulders, going a little up and down a few inches on the sides of her arms with my fingers. this goes on for 2-3 minutes when she goes "um, you're not doing the thing with my hair." and leans forward a bit. i say something along the lines of "heh well i just enjoying myself" and she says "Not. Part. Of. The. Deal." ouch.

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You have to do [censored] that feels good for her. That means:

1. Finding her clitoris
2. Rubbing it.

Getting your hand down her pants has to be your number one goal in life. Sex will follow. Next time you're making out, just do it.

[SoloAJ]

Reread Blarg's post. You having to bribe her out of her clothes with information she wants is NOT what he had in mind when he gave you advice.

Bleh. I'll read the responses tomorrow....