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Old 04-04-2005, 09:10 AM
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Are we talking one of those big 2000 lb. crocs?>
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:11 AM
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Is it an African or Asian Elephant?

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Black or white rhino?

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Racist bastards! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:53 AM
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It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:09 AM
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Yea, but the rhino's one dimension is being a big, bad ass rhino.

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Wow. I have never laughed so hard at a post in my entire mispent life. Great phraseology. Just great everything.

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I can't really disagree.

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This disscussion alone is enough to make this easily the best two plus two tournament ever. Good Work Clarkmeister.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:26 AM
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Don't be silly (stolen from inthacup). Elephant would destroy a grizzly bear. The only animal that has chance against the elephant is the rhino.

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There's a difference between a person and a grizzly bear. Male grizzly bears can be 10 feet tall and weight 1700 lbs. They are extremely powerful. They have very large razor-like claws and can sprint 35 mph.

A grizzly could easily dodge an elephant and claw it to death.

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Do you draw pictures of ligers in class?

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Old 04-04-2005, 11:28 AM
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Elephant vs. Grizzly: This seems pretty clear for the grizzly. We aren't talking about Smokey here. I think a full grown grizzly has the speed, agility and claws/teeth to inflict some serious damage on an elephant.

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I agree wholeheartedly with everything except this. full grown bull elephants routinely kill lions. stomp, stomp see ya. in a to-the-death format, the elephant has to be the far and away favorite. I think north america gets shut out in this tourney.

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Good points.. The elephant literally crushes the competition.

Also note, if you get a hold of a croc, he's just going to rotate his body, and you won't be able to hold on. One whack with the tail, or getting rolled on a few times, and the UFC guy is toast.

Aren't hyenas some of the fiercest hunters?
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:33 AM
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elephant should be #1 and would win easily. anyone who disagrees is very stupid.

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After seeing the video from inthacup, I'd have to agree. listen to daryn guys, it's elephant all the way.
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Old 04-04-2005, 12:15 PM
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Wow, what was I doing wasting time sleeping last night. Great thread kids.
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Old 04-04-2005, 12:50 PM
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Wow, what was I doing wasting time sleeping last night. Great thread kids.

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Agreed.

However, these people voting against the hippo just don't know.

Hippo all the way. They are vicious ill-tempered killing machines with no natural predators.
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Old 04-04-2005, 01:03 PM
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i just want to go on the record as saying that anyone who voted for lion and bear to win their respective matches is a fool.
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