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#202
09-19-2006, 12:19 AM
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Re: Best Quick Joke you know
A little girl and a little boy are playing. The girl asks the boy if he wants to play doctor. He responds, "No that's a little kid's game, spit out your gum and let's play President"
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#203
10-08-2006, 05:03 PM
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Re: Best Quick Joke you know
How do you stop a horny dog from humping your leg?
<font color="white">pick him up and suck him off </font> How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowremover? <font color="white"> buy that bitch a shovel </font> -J |
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#204
10-08-2006, 05:46 PM
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Re: Best Quick Joke you know
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
She was reading the waffle iron. How do you keep Helen Keller busy? Give her a basketball to read. How did Helen Keller wear her fingers to the bone? She fell down a well and was screaming for help. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glued door knobs to the wall. How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers. |
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#207
10-08-2006, 06:30 PM
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Re: Best Quick Joke you know
Two Palestinian men are talking. One pulls out his wallet and starts proudly showing off pictures of his children.
"This is Mohommed, Allah bless his soul," he says, "he became a martyr one year ago." He flips to the next picture, a young girl, "This is Marwa, she became a martyr six months ago." He pauses, a sad look on his face, and says, "Kids--they blow up so fast." |
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