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Old 03-07-2006, 09:20 PM
ChipsAhoya ChipsAhoya is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
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Unlike the rest of you, the OP makes me feel good. It's like Jesus dying for our sins. Never again will I feel I got a "bad beat" compared to this.

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POTD

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Old 03-07-2006, 09:24 PM
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I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

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those are the times I love to be German...
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:06 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
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Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!

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I loled.

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It's even funnier if you picture Poker God 1 looking like Scott Fischman and Poker God 2 looking like Dutch Boyd.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:50 PM
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I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:53 PM
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Just in case you might be offended, I'm not actually calling bs. Wow, I am a total pussy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:54 PM
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Well on the bright side, now you don't have to be the guy who owns $38k worth of porn.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:56 PM
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I call BS. How di dyou have time to post this before you threw your computer out the window??

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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:28 PM
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Anybody with non 99 post pages should be flogged.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBES.

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This is the most useful thing I have ever found. I still may vomit from the beat, but at least something good will come of it (for me at least).
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:02 AM
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The OP hasn't posted since this morning. I'm thinking either a killing spree, suicide, or she took a baseball bat to the computer.

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I am starting to get worried about something like that. Seriously.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:20 AM
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Ouch.

If I were Heroine, I'd be shooting up on heroin.
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