So I had a date tonight

[DING-DONG YO]

Goofy, when I was a young buck I did the exact same thing. I had no problem banging fatties and a rare hotty, but I fell into the friend zone for the most part.

Then I realized that it wasn't that the girls I liked didn't like me and vice versa, it was that I was treating the girls I liked very differently from the ones I didn't.

I treated the ones I didn't like like [censored] and they kept coming back for more. I fell into the friend zone with the ones I did like cause I was emo.

Learn to treat them all like [censored].

Anyway, all the advice you will ever need is in this thread already, so GL. The hard part is actually following that advice.

[jonyy6788]

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GB,

Next time you want to hook-up with a girl, do the exact opposite of what you did with this chick.

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[Georgia Avenue]

PS I'm still taking action that I can get goofy laid (consensually and no paying) while I'm in Vegas. 300 max bet.

Takers?

--GA

[delta k]

JUST SHOW HER THE GRAPH OF WINNING SO MUCH MONIES THIS YEAR- YOU SHOW IT TO US THREE TIMES A WEEK AND EACH TIME WE ARE LIKE 'WOW, IS THAT ALL?'

OH WAIT, NEVERMIND...WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THAT LETTER IS SHOWING HER YOUR GRAPH AND FEELING LIKE A BALLER

[holyfield5]

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JUST SHOW HER THE GRAPH OF WINNING SO MUCH MONIES THIS YEAR- YOU SHOW IT TO US THREE TIMES A WEEK AND EACH TIME WE ARE LIKE 'WOW, IS THAT ALL?'

OH WAIT, NEVERMIND...WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THAT LETTER IS SHOWING HER YOUR GRAPH AND FEELING LIKE A BALLER

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Yea maybe i could sustain such a winrate if i played 5 hand a day

[MasterLJ]

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Goofy, when I was a young buck I did the exact same thing. I had no problem banging fatties and a rare hotty, but I fell into the friend zone for the most part.

Then I realized that it wasn't that the girls I liked didn't like me and vice versa, it was that I was treating the girls I liked very differently from the ones I didn't.

I treated the ones I didn't like like [censored] and they kept coming back for more. I fell into the friend zone with the ones I did like cause I was emo.

Learn to treat them all like [censored].

Anyway, all the advice you will ever need is in this thread already, so GL. The hard part is actually following that advice.

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This is seriously the key.

I was talking to Kolo about this, and I certainly empathize with Goofy.

My best friend is in a band that was signed and toured nationally. He's in a new band that is probably going to get picked up (even better deal, and this band is actually good) in the next few months. I taught that kid everything he knew about chicks back when he was an awkward teenager. Now, it's not close. He teaches me things about chicks every time we hang out. Bottom line, the average chick is stupid and loses all sense of self when she meets a rebellious young guy that treats them like crap. My friend puts forth 0 effort. On multiple occassions he has said, "hey, I'm going to 2-pump ya..." and proceeds to do so only to have the stupid girl call him back the next day.

A few weeks ago, this dumb girl ("Mary") was at his practice spot hanging out as she does on an almost daily basis for many months. He works late. He goes to sleep. He awakens, there she is playing PS2. He gets his skeev on, convinces her to give head with the promise of "anything she wants afterwards." She obliges. As she goes to her car to grab a condom, he throws her stuff in the hallway, locks the room and runs to his truck. She catches him and slaps him because the automatic gate wouldn't open fast enough. 4 days later she calls him, "Hey... wassup... what are you doing?" Although he had avoided it for months, 2 weeks later he nails her.

Aside from telling some BBV4Life stories, there is a point. Chicks are dumb. I'd wager that 95% of the 20-something girls out there are just like "Mary". They don't want flowers and chocolate, they want mysoginist [censored] who abuse them just like their daddy did.

To put on my serious face, you have to ask yourself is it worth compromising yourself to hook up with these girls. Personally, I came to the conclusion that it isn't worth it.

[Georgia Avenue]

Yeah, that's bad advice for someone like goofy. Now he's thinking "I don't want a girl like that, I want a nice girl. To get a nice girl you have to be nice. Plus I'm not a douchebag, so screw that I'll just be me..."

And he's right. But you can be NICE and not a total PUSSY. There's nothing mean about being forward and decisive and on top of things and taking charge. That works on all girls, even the masochistic ones. Goofy doesnt need to become some dick PUA, he just needs to stop f--king around.

--GA

[MasterLJ]

I didn't administer advice for the record =).

It's something he has to decide on. Seems he's frustrated about women and has been for a while and has to decide what measures he would be willing to take to remedy the problem.

[sethypooh21]

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I'm wondering what would happen if goofy, dids, and I went clubbing together as a trio.

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TR and pics or ban.

Goofy, I'm not nearly the caveman that many are on this forum, but sir, you are very close to getting your man card pulled for that letter. It's like you gave her dick in a box, except it was balls in a jar.

[lostsoul]

GA I don't doubt for a single sec u could get him laid. I know a few of the guys on here could. It would be hard as hell though to get him to listen to everythign u tell him to do, and him actually do it. Halfway through it he would think she really wants to hear how he really feels, and if she would just let him in he would show how she should really be treated.