June Low-Content Thread

[Vehn]

oh I liked this one too

I decide to "treat" myself to a massage at the card room since I'm on life tilt. There is only one wandering around and it happens to be the only hot one named nissa. I find her while shes doing some guy and say I'd like one and she says shes backed up a bit and will get to me in a 1/2 hr or so.

She comes over later and says hey I have to go, my replacements are here

and then says "would you still like a massage?"

what kind of skeevy perv would actually say "no" to that question? looool

[ProfessorBen]

I can beat that.

In China right now. 2 hour massage for $12.

[MitchL]

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oh I liked this one too

I decide to "treat" myself to a massage at the card room since I'm on life tilt. There is only one wandering around and it happens to be the only hot one named nissa. I find her while shes doing some guy and say I'd like one and she says shes backed up a bit and will get to me in a 1/2 hr or so.

She comes over later and says hey I have to go, my replacements are here

and then says "would you still like a massage?"

what kind of skeevy perv would actually say "no" to that question? looool

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I used to have a massage leak. They were like strippers that hound you for a lap dance when I walked in. I cut myself off for the most part, but when Nissa is there I cant resist.

[HOWMANY]

Like any normal human being I just got back from another 15 hour session of the Holdem Poker. Sit in my absolute most favorite game, 20/40. And by absolute most favorite I mean I [censored] hate it and dream about what a wonderful world it would be if I never had to sit in it again. About 10 minutes in this hand happens:

Open in CO with AA, both blinds call. SB is laggy guy, BB is some random guy who I'm sure hates money.

Flop: A46 two spades
A decent flop for my hand, they both check/call

Turn: 4 of spade
This strikes me as a potentially good card for me because a full house beats a flush and I hold a full house and a flush has just become possible. Check to me, I bet, SB c/r, BB thinks forever and calls 2, I 3bet, both call.

River: 4
SB checks in disgust because the big blind appears to have nearly soiled himself when this card came. BB then bets and even though he has only 1 chip left I am sure that the best option is to call because I do not want to have to table my hand. He shows Qh4h, I look at my hand a few moments wondering "why me?". Villain drags the pot, adding my favorite zinger "what did you have?" to which my new response in situations where some [censored] [censored] obviously sucked out on me is "I was bluffing". Through some use of powerful magic I manage to win $200 anyway before getting open seat at the 40.

As soon as I sit down I see there is a capped 7 way pot preflop brewing as I look around the table seeing Tommy, Wayne, the Wizard and some guy that looks to be hopped up on PCP and strap on my seatbelt.

As things often go in these games I quickly lose a rack with KK between the Wizard's 96o and Tommy's 77 on a 4567 turn where I fold to Tommy's c/r. Then I twirl upward to +2 racks at which point one of the nits at the table is replaced by DD.

Then it happens again as it has every day this week, countless hours of almost no playable hands and the very few I do pick up get slaughtered. I remember getting KQ vs AK on K high flop and KQ again vs 44 on KQ4. Before I know it I'm in very familiar territory at -2 racks. Thank goodness, I was afraid I'd have to win some dollars. The game gets shorthanded and I put on my robe and wizard's hat to somehow get to +800. Unfortunately the game semibreaks when they start a 5/5 NL with Steve, Lee and I sitting around bored hoping people show up and we can restart. Our wish is granted as a couple NL players come from the 5/5 and 10/10 and some random fish from a 4/8 game. For the first time in too long I am not punished for my degenerate tenacity and I quit the game at about 1:30 in the pm 2800 winner.

[Vehn]

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I used to have a massage leak. They were like strippers that hound you for a lap dance when I walked in. I cut myself off for the most part, but when Nissa is there I cant resist.

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the one I got from the nonnissa was decidedly mediocre.. is there any of the girls there who actually do a good job/can actually put some pressure on it? I've probably had less than 5 massages at cp and never actually nissa anyways. she's not my type anyways.

[MitchL]

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I used to have a massage leak. They were like strippers that hound you for a lap dance when I walked in. I cut myself off for the most part, but when Nissa is there I cant resist.

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the one I got from the nonnissa was decidedly mediocre.. is there any of the girls there who actually do a good job/can actually put some pressure on it? I've probably had less than 5 massages at cp and never actually nissa anyways. she's not my type anyways.

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Actually, Nissa does a soft massage, which I like bc Im a pussy. I think the short fat one will beat you up and there are some new ones that I have never tried, but most suck and paying 2 dollars an hr for them is a rip off.

[surfdoc]

Nice grind baby. BTW, who is the wizard? Point him out to me tonight please if you are there. Leaving now.

[HOWMANY]

The Wizard is Mo, a guy who usually plays NL. He has bushy eyebrows and can often be heard saying things like "I'm locked in to the end" or "you gave bad beat" or something equally goofy in his weird voice. He also always racks his chips by putting a blue on the top and bottom of each stack so it's 18 red or brown and then 2 blue. The hand I'll never forget against him was my AK vs his AJ we go 6 bets on an A rag rag flop after like 5 way cap pf and he asks me "DO YOU HAVE AN ACE?" when we go enough bets for him to be all in, then the turn is a J and I river a K.

I just woke up, don't know if I've got another session in me, especially since I think I only went to sleep about 5 hours ago. Last Sunday I wound up getting stuck 8 racks in that god forsaken 20 game so I'm calling ahead of time to make sure a 40 is going if I decide to get out of bed instead of just sleeping for 24 straight hours.

[bigjoet]

DD - did you sit next to my left at oceans 20 game b4 you went to the 40 on saturday around midnight? i was short azn guy with a big triangle of chips... nice to meet you...

[HOWMANY]

Yes that was him.