**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[SavageMiser]

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Go try Doyle's Room, LOL...I think the min. is 10BB and the max is 200BB. It makes for some interesting pots.

Stars is nice b/c they make the default buyin at NL50 $30, so the donks usually just click ok

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I think the buy-ins are max 200bb until NL100, where it's capped at 100bb. The minimum is 10bb. You get a lot of short stacks, but 99 percent of them are huge donkeys. My favorites are the ones that buy in for 10bb, post out of position, then fold.

[kaz2107]

comeback n e one???? ran like complete [censored] all night till the last 15 mins and i poned erryone. SHIP IT!!!!



a really funny hand...

this donk had just shown a huge bluff against me (only i was bluffing as well and he rebluffed me lol) so next hand i open shove AKs from the BB after everyone limped to fake tilt. it folds around. tha donk says in the chat box "tilting r we?" very next hand i get AKo and it limps to me in the SB and i open shove again. tha donk turbo calls me with A7o and mhig. bahahahah. tilt that biotch.

[SavageMiser]

A Short Illustration of the Disregard for Implied Odds
In which our Hero makes a laydown, notes an unabashed love of pocket pairs, and witnesses a possibly karmic resolution.

No Limit Holdem $0.50/$1

Stacks:
<font color="blue">Oddsfellow $122.32</font>
<font color="blue">UTG $9</font>
<font color="blue">Hijack $44.25</font>
Hero $143.92
Button $29.73
SB $42.25

Pre-flop: Hero has 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="red">UTG raises to $5</font>, <font color="red">Hijack raises to $9</font>, Hero folds, Button folds, SB folds, Oddsfellow calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($27.50, 3 players)
<font color="red">Oddsfellow bets $18</font>, <font color="red">Hijack raises to $35.25</font>, Oddsfellow calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($27.50 main pot, $70.50 side pot, 3 players)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Results:
Oddsfellow has 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hijack has J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Hijack wins $68.34 with Full House: Jacks full of 5s; Hijack wins $26.66 with Full House: Jacks full of 5s

Names above are fictional.

[homeslice]

The first bad beat I give for 2007.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($33.90)
MP ($16.80)
CO ($50)
Button ($52.30)
Hero ($68.30)
BB ($51.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $10</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $68.3</font>, BB calls $41.80 (All-In).

Flop: ($120.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($120.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($120.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $120.60

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd Kh (flush, king high).
BB has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $120.60. </font>

[munkey]

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Kill me Please

Im busto and its not from playing

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dude this sux soooo hard i cant imagine this happening to me. sigh. prolly a hint that i dont need 90 BIs for tha limit implayin and should take some off line.

i dont kno much about computers n [censored] but if u need n e thing and think i could send me a pm. (basically if u find out who did it and want me to go with u and beat their ass)

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+2 if you want some Euroland coverage.

Man eMc This sucks golfball thro hosepipe hard- I'm going to check my security and re distribute some of my bankroll. I hope FT and Stars support can track this down and see what happened.

PSA: Internet Security (from eMcs thread)


Important re: neteller(old thread)

BTW aren't you on a uni network - I known when I was at uni some dude who some friends knew bragged once about hacking peoples computers -but he told us he had to be in their room to put keylogging software on via USB/clip a thingy between keyboard and computer.

All the best you'll be robusto soon -we'll see to that [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

munkey

[4_2_it]

EMac,

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Very sorry bro.

[DJ_Northstar]

against a 2p2er after discussing 3betting light pf [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $28.20
CO: $14.30
Button: $10.10
SB: $22.50
hero: $72.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $1</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $28.2</font>, hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


Results:
Final pot: $56.5
<font color="#000000">hero showed Ks Kh</font>
<font color="#000000">UTG mucks 9c 9h</font>

[Everlong]

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Kill me Please

Im busto and its not from playing

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dude this sux soooo hard i cant imagine this happening to me. sigh. prolly a hint that i dont need 90 BIs for tha limit implayin and should take some off line.

i dont kno much about computers n [censored] but if u need n e thing and think i could send me a pm. (basically if u find out who did it and want me to go with u and beat their ass)

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+2 if you want some Euroland coverage.

Man eMc This sucks golfball thro hosepipe hard- I'm going to check my security and re distribute some of my bankroll. I hope FT and Stars support can track this down and see what happened.

PSA: Internet Security (from eMcs thread)


Important re: neteller(old thread)

BTW aren't you on a uni network - I known when I was at uni some dude who some friends knew bragged once about hacking peoples computers -but he told us he had to be in their room to put keylogging software on via USB/clip a thingy between keyboard and computer.

All the best you'll be robusto soon -we'll see to that [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

munkey

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agreeed this sucks and makes me sad. what a [censored] way to start the 2k7 pokeryear.

how about a fundraiser or something?

Like say those who chime in agree to donate our winnings on a certain day or whatever...

[Quester]

Yucky. I officially berated a fish last night for the 1st time ever. Fish in hand #1 below was berating fish in hand #2 below for quite some time, then told me I "deserve to lose because you get good hands" and "I'm going to stack your ass."

Oh well, still ran at 22 PTBB/100 on the night.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($25.45)
BB ($20.85)
Hero ($37.70)
MP ($10.75)
CO ($13.65)
Button ($21.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, MP calls $1, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($3.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.5</font>, MP calls $2.50, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36.7</font>, MP folds, BB calls $12.85 (All-In).

Turn: ($62.15) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($62.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $62.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5h 2h (two pair, fives and twos).
Hero has Ks Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins $45.30. Hero wins $16.85. </font>




PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($26.75)
Button ($41.10)
Hero ($38.75)
BB ($6.70)
UTG ($20.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, BB calls $1, UTG folds.

Flop: ($2.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2</font>, BB calls $2.

Turn: ($6.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3.45</font>, BB calls $3.45 (All-In).

River: ($13.65) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $13.65

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ac (one pair, aces).
BB has Js 3s (two pair, jacks and threes).
Outcome: BB wins $13.65. </font>

[TheCutter]

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against a 2p2er after discussing 3betting light pf [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $28.20
CO: $14.30
Button: $10.10
SB: $22.50
hero: $72.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $1</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $28.2</font>, hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($56.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $56.5)


Results:
Final pot: $56.5
<font color="#000000">hero showed Ks Kh</font>
<font color="#000000">UTG mucks 9c 9h</font>

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ahh shut up lol