In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman?

[Madtown]

I just had a conversation with a close female friend who is convinced it is okay to cheat.

Not that I wasn't sure before, but now I am absolutely positive: all women are insane.

So, you know. Mostly looking for one that isn't. I think that's a good start.

[Runkmud]

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Not that I wasn't sure before, but now I am absolutely positive: all women are insane.

So, you know. Mostly looking for one that isn't. I think that's a good start.

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While you're probably right, the sane ones don't seem like much fun, and I'd be going out on a far limb trying to proclaim my sanity.

[Jeff W]

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Yes, I would like a woman who is more like a pet than like an equal.

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lol, I agree.

In Kazakhstan we say, "God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat."

[xwillience]

She’s a yellow pair of running shoes
A holey pair of jeans
She’s looks great in cheap sunglasses
She looks great in anything
She’s “I want a piece of chocolate”
“Take me to a movie”
She’s “I can’t find a thing to wear”
Now and then she’s moody
She’s a Saturn with a sunroof
With her brown hair a blowin'
She’s a soft place to land
And a good feeling knowing
She’s a warm conversation that I wouldn’t miss for nothing
She’s a fighter when she’s mad and a lover when she’s loving

She’s everything that I ever wanted
And everything I need
When I talk about her I go on and on and on
Cause she is everything to me

She’s a Saturday out on the town
Church girl on Sunday
A cross around her neck and a cuss word cause it’s Monday
She’s a bubble bath and candle baby come and kiss me
She’s a one glass of wine and she’s feelin kinda tipsy
She’s the giver I wish I could be and the stealer of the covers
She’s the picture in my wallet
She’s the hand that I'm holdin when I’m on my knees and prayin
She’s the answer to my prayers
She’s the song that I’m playin and

She’s everything that I ever wanted
And everything I need
When I talk about her I go on and on and on
Cause she is everything to me

She’s the voice I love to hear
Someday when I’m 90
She's that wooden rocking chair
I want rocking right beside me
Everyday that passes I only love her more
Yea she’s the one that id lay down my own life for

She’s everything that I ever wanted
And everything I need
When I talk about her I go on and on and on
Cause she is everything to me

Brad Paisley
She's Everything.

[FortunaMaximus]

Oh, good luck with that. You gotta morph and match them insanity for insanity.

Naw. Women rock. The more you listen to them, and it doesn't matter what they're talking about... The easier it is to get there with them...

It ain't cheatin' if you and yours talk about it and shrug. Whatever. One day at a time.

Relationship are about balance. You're the goof who can't do it right some days, she's there to be your rock. Other days, flip it.

If it ain't fun, no amount of insane sex's gonna make up for that.

[southerndog]

Its not so much what you're looking for, rather than what are repulsed by.

We all want a woman that looks like Cindy Crawford, sucks a [censored] like Jenna Jameson, cooks like Julia Child, and makes us feel good about ourselves like our parents are supposed to.

[xwillience]

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Its not so much what you're looking for, rather than what are repulsed by.

We all want a woman that looks like Cindy Crawford, sucks a [censored] like Jenna Jameson, cooks like Julia Child, and makes us feel good about ourselves like our parents are supposed to.

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i dont think i could disagree more with this.

[nath]

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Thanks Nath, yeah it's amazing, I can almost give up two on that list if her wit is good enough. I'm a sucker for a chick who can give as good as she gets.

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Totally reminded me of this girl I met at a party last fall when she was a 17-year-old freshman. Some mutual friend of ours was trying to be overprotective of her and she was ragging on him and flirting pretty hard with me.
I didn't push it that night though and I didn't get her number either. I should have taken that somewhere. [censored] [censored].

[nath]

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Not that I wasn't sure before, but now I am absolutely positive: all women are insane.

So, you know. Mostly looking for one that isn't. I think that's a good start.

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While you're probably right, the sane ones don't seem like they exist

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Of course, I'm kind of nuts too. But I am well familiar with and can handle my particular brand of nuttiness. Breaking out of it to learn someone else's is tough.

[southerndog]

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Its not so much what you're looking for, rather than what are repulsed by.

We all want a woman that looks like Cindy Crawford, sucks a [censored] like Jenna Jameson, cooks like Julia Child, and makes us feel good about ourselves like our parents are supposed to.

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i dont think i could disagree more with this.

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The point is, you fall in love with whoever the hell you fall in love with. You aren't hiring an employee to fill a job description.

But, I suppose you've been married for quite a while, and know a lot about the world.