How many 5 year-olds.....

[TimM]

Great another OOT problem that can only be solved with a time machine. What if one of those Spartan kids whose neck you just snapped would later become one of your ancestors. Then you're screwed.

[Shajen]

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So in short this scenario is only realistic and feasible with access to a time machine.

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I like it.

[gonores]

Chick friend works at a day care, was telling us how there was a ring leader that had the whole place riled up that day. I suggest that the ring leader should take an unfortunate fall off the monkey bars. She said such an act would spark a revolt and that she didn't think she could take all of them at once. Add alcohol to this line of conversation and you get this challenge.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Chick friend works at a day care, was telling us how there was a ring leader that had the whole place riled up that day. I suggest that the ring leader should take an unfortunate fall off the monkey bars. She said such an act would spark a revolt and that she didn't think she could take all of them at once. Add alcohol to this line of conversation and you get this challenge.

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Very nice.

[Stork]

OK, spin-off question: Same stipulations, EXCEPT: The arena is a MOONWALK, like at those school carnivals. How many 5 year olds could you take on in that hell hole?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Let me also add that anybody who says it's in the single digits is either a huge pansy or way overestimating 5-year-olds. I can support this from my own experience that I just remembered. I earned a bit of a reputation in elementary school when I was in 4th grade and took out 8 6th graders during lunch recess. I don't remember the exact circumstances and surely it wasn't anything like a deathmatch, but I do remember one kid charging at me and I picked up another kid and threw him into the charging kid, taking out both. By "taking out," I of course don't mean that they were knocked out, but they weren't coming back for more. If I could defend against 8 6th graders, who are much more advanced than 5-year-olds (6th grade is what - 10-11 years old?), when I was myself a 4th grader and obviously quite a bit smaller and arguably less intelligent than I am now, I think the number here is most certainly well into double or triple digits.

[Duke]

But can you just flat out kill the kids?

It's a lot easier to kill a 5 year old than knock one out. It's pretty trivial to snap a little kid's neck Steven Segal style.

~D

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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a MOONWALK, like at those school carnivals

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Refresh my memory. Are you talking about the inflatable jump around deals? That would be one badass challenge - take on about 50 little kids in one of those - we'll call it the Cage Match Mode.

It would completely wipe out any ability to bullrush them and also make it much more difficult to stay on your feet. This is going to have to be one of the levels you unlock after beating the game on "difficult."

[Tron]

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But can you just flat out kill the kids?

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When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose

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Yeah. Dead=Unconscious.

[MattSuspect]

Please see all my posts. Good job.