How to wash a cat.

[Smell The Glove]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cute girl + cruelty to animals = 8========D

[Quanah Parker]

WARNING!
OP's method for cat washing may not be suitable for kittens.

I must have flushed at least 5 cute widdle kittens before I realized this wouldn't work.

[holland3r]

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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Meh, a real balla would just throw away cats that got dirty and buy new, clean ones.

[ACG2x]

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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Meh, a real balla would just throw away cats that got dirty and buy new, clean ones.

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That actually reminds me of a Weekend Update joke by Seth Meyers-

"A Long Island cat became the first cat in the New York region to undergo Surgical Hip Replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expenisve than the common procedure...Total Cat Replacement."

[Quanah Parker]

Cats are self drying!!!

Never put a cat in a dryer, microwave, or oven, unless intentionally preparing cat as food.

[chopsticks]

My cat has been never washed. She licks herself and always smells like fresh pussy.

[elcastigador]

I'm upset Miss Chriss

[fartman77]

garden hose imo

[mbillie1]

how to wash a cat

step 1: wait for it to rain
step 2: lock cat outside in the rain

voila

[billygrippo]

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7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

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um, most toilets are on the wall?