ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS

[pirateboy]

Nation is the funniest mod and I never even knew he existed until this morning. Kudos, sir!

[Horacewinsagain]

divides by zero,

where are you from?

[divides_by_zero]

Washington State originally, but I have a Nevada driver's license and I'm currently in Massachusetts. Woah.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

[Dankenstein]

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? less clothes IMO. Men really love it when you put out.

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FYP

[divides_by_zero]

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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I go to nerd school. And I can't go out by myself because it's not safe. And my friends are too busy. Basically it's a horrendous situation.

[absoludicrous]

knickers, lol.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

Nerd School you say? Would never have guessed from the avatar/screen name.

I can only think of three choices:

1) Make new friends.
2) Give up on the real world, close your windows, turn off the nights, grab a case of hot pockets, and join every chat room, poker site, or online video game you can find. who needs real friends when you have a computer?
3) Live vicariously threw the postings of other BBV4Lifers. I think i'm I'm going to a pornographic Halloween corn maze tonight. If thats something you would have enjoyed going to if you had more friends I'll post pictures and then we can photshop you into them so it looks like you had a wild weekend.

[NozeCandy]

I also have some girl advice:

Drink heavily for hours on end. Go to bar. Throw up in a sink visible to almost the entire bar. Make sure a girl who likes to play mother is watching you. Let her make out with you after she takes care of your vomiting ass. Easy.

[THEOSU]

all,

just get the bitch drunk.