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Old 03-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Catt Catt is offline
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If I'm giving a bad beat, it isn't a story, I try to get it down to one sentence, maybe two of there are other things worth mentioning.
i.e.
Total lag caps I have AK on KK4 board, running fours, his A4 wins.

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You really only need one sentence:

"I was playing this hand, and on the river - BUSTO!"

"I was playing this hand, and on the river - BANG!"
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:36 PM
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Default Re: Oh, give it a rest already

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If I'm giving a bad beat, it isn't a story, I try to get it down to one sentence, maybe two of there are other things worth mentioning.
i.e.
Total lag caps I have AK on KK4 board, running fours, his A4 wins.

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You really only need one sentence:

"I was playing this hand, and on the river - BUSTO!"

"I was playing this hand, and on the river - BANG!"

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Try one word-

BUSTO!
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:22 PM
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Default Re: Oh, give it a rest already

I hate Computer and technical questions...I think I'm going to go enter that forum and read and post there.
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:24 PM
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People who discuss "bad beats" outside of this forum most likely have herpes.
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:24 PM
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You are posting this is BBV... why?

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Old 03-02-2006, 01:32 PM
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People who discuss "bad beats" outside of this forum most likely have herpes.

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What if your whole life is a bad beat?
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:33 PM
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People who discuss "bad beats" outside of this forum most likely have herpes.

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What if your whole life is a bad beat?

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That's for OOT
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:34 PM
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Ok my whole bad beat stories have been condensed in to two words thanks to you guys.

River, BUSTO!
River, BANG!
<3
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:35 PM
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Ok my whole bad beat stories have been condensed in to two words thanks to you guys.

River, BUSTO!
River, BANG!
<3

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lol

Even better, just keep the exclamation point.

Ex:

RIVER!!
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:39 PM
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Ok my whole bad beat stories have been condensed in to two words thanks to you guys.

River, BUSTO!
River, BANG!
<3

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lol

Even better, just keep the exclamation point.

Ex:

RIVER!!

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I don't get excited about beats anymore, good or bad. I get excited at the burn cards.

THERE'S THE BURN CARD! BANG!
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