what's your excuse for being single?

[oddjob]

[ QUOTE ]
I need to meet a nice agoraphobic girl that I can spend some quality evenings at home with.

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would you have to move in together right away?

[jtown1010]

That would be tough since I also have a fear of commitment (obviously my backup no G/F excuse)

[bluesbassman]

Not so much an excuse, but an explanation:

1) I'm ugly.
2) I'm old.
3) I'm dumb.

Yes, I'm in a band, that's not sufficient to overcome the preceding factors.

[J.A.K.]

I'm not seeing too much that inspires effort.

[sethypooh21]

[ QUOTE ]
because Alaska has no hot single women.... (I've always claimed that the excuse is golden)

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FYP

[Lottery Larry]

[ QUOTE ]
Im pretty sure he was just making sure Im not gay.

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....and .... ?

:P

[amplify]

[x] fat
[x] bald
[x] ugly
[ ] rich

[Klompy]

Because I'm terrified of commitment.

[VoraciousReader]

amp's real excuse:

so I can sleep with my daughter's friends

[Dids]

I'm mostly insane and self sabotage like crazy!