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#12
08-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
Come on dude, what good could possibly come from you saying something or telling him?
Until/unless he talks to you about this sore subject, do not say a word. If he asks then you tell him as little as possible or give some vague non specific answers. Mike to Gamble "Jack and Jill had sexy time in bathroom" Gamble "hmmm" while Gamble shakes head Mike to Gamble "Did you ever hear anything about that" Gamble "nahhhhhhhhhhh" as he shakes head again. Tough spot sometimes, you gotta take one for the team. As an aside, in some cultures saying something to Mike about Jack and Jill would almost always lead to bad things happening to the person who told Mike. 
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#13
08-13-2007, 11:12 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB Oh, sorry. According to your story, your friend Jack is a tremendous douche, your friend Jill is a tremendous douche and your friend Mike is just some average guy. Given that I like to side with the normal people against the douches, I figured your reticence might be best explained by Jack's access to a large store of food with which he keeps you hostage in some grotesque feedee state of nacho/pulled pork/lunch meat/cheese slice rapture, oblivious to your own wretched gluttony and moral stench. But hey, what do I know? Maybe you're just 475 pounds of crap in a 362 pound bag. Saying anything is dumb. Equal allegiance to these guys is worthy of fat jokes. [/ QUOTE ] OMFG... if this is for real...that's pretty harsh. LMFAO though.
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#14
08-13-2007, 11:14 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
"Hey Mike, let's play a game!"
"Sure, what game?" "Trivial pursuit! Ready?" "Sure! You first?" "Okay! Name a person who has a faithful girlfriend!" "Hmm... this is easy! Me!" "Try again, buddy!"
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#15
08-13-2007, 11:15 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB Oh, sorry. According to your story, your friend Jack is a tremendous douche, your friend Jill is a tremendous douche and your friend Mike is just some average guy. Given that I like to side with the normal people against the douches, I figured your reticence might be best explained by Jack's access to a large store of food with which he keeps you hostage in some grotesque feedee state of nacho/pulled pork/lunch meat/cheese slice rapture, oblivious to your own wretched gluttony and moral stench. But hey, what do I know? Maybe you're just 475 pounds of crap in a 362 pound bag. Saying anything is dumb. Equal allegiance to these guys is worthy of fat jokes. [/ QUOTE ] Much better...you took some time to think about this one...your not as good off the hip with the fatty comments...its ok, you havent had to make them in a while....get them in while you can though
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#17
08-13-2007, 11:31 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
get them in while you can though
I can see the big turnaround coming: You, wedged between your bed and the wall after an ill-advised post-masturbatory roll, unable to answer the bell for your early-mid-afternoon pizza, burn 840 calories failing to coax the delivery guy to mash your side of 12 jalapeno poppers through the screen on the bedroom window. Scared straight and feeling slim after 2 hours without food, you craigslist yourself a personal trainer who'll accept 10 cases of mountain dew and milwaukee's best empties as a cash redeemable down payment on your new life. It brings a tear.
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#18
08-13-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
It's fairly bizarre that you seem to believe that you should use an ellipsis where most people use a period but no punctuation at all when ending one of your sentence/paragraph/abominations.
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#20
08-13-2007, 11:34 PM
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Re: Do you tell ?
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get them in while you can though I can see the big turnaround coming: You, wedged between your bed and the wall after an ill-advised post-masturbatory roll, unable to answer the bell for your early-mid-afternoon pizza, burn 840 calories failing to coax the delivery guy to mash your side of 12 jalapeno poppers through the screen on the bedroom window. Scared straight and feeling slim after 2 hours without food, you craigslist yourself a personal trainer who'll accept 10 cases of mountain dew and milwaukee's best empties as a cash redeemable down payment on your new life. It brings a tear. [/ QUOTE ] Funny.... ...Im down 70lbs since Dec....but you are correct Im still fat....only 100 more to go, figure you guy 7 months or left ...hope you enjoy it
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