worst sexual experience you've ever had

[maniacut]

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anyway, got blown by a girl who had never given head before. she bit on my dick. it hurt real bad. then it bled. a lot.

in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

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Next day you get a voice mail saying "I'm sorry, I should have told you"

[Dan BRIGHT]

you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

[coordi]

fish sauce from pho..

gag

[Crazy Porto]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

[/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] WHAT?

[GSykes]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

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Not many of us have experience sucking on dick like you would Dan

[Grey]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

[/ QUOTE ]Reminds me of my favorite: [censored] a girl from behind and having her suck on your finger like a [censored] at the same time. Everyone needs to try it.

[threeonefour]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

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Dan Bright is one of 2+2s best gimmick accounts.

[SNOWBALL]

Driving around with friends. I see a bunch of girls, and yell out the window trying pick pick up on them. We pull over, and start talking to them. We walk down to the beach, and each of us pairs off with one. It was funny. My buff kinda hunky friend pairs off with a girl that looks like a supermodel. My fatass friend pairs off with a chubby british girl. I pair off with a pretty cute looking blonde girl who was sorta hippyish. We get down there and all split up. I'm making out all hardcorely with the blonde, and I start fingering her. My buff friend and the supermodel are running around the water 100% butt ass naked. My fatass loser friend is just kissing the chubbo brit b/c they were both dumb pathetic virgins.

Then the river card hits. I pull down my pants to start getting head, and the girl unloads about a half gallon of vomit on my junk before her lips even touch my pork sword.

After that, all the girls decided they needed to go. No one got laid.

[LionelHutz00]

I wrote about this in the pissing-in-girls thread, but I had my ex-gf (the girl who i lost my virginity to, actually) pee on me while she was cumming. and no it was def not squirting.

also, having your dick chewed on a little bit pwns.