Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja.

[splashpot]

How many people has he killed?
What weapons is he proficient in?
Before he "retired" what kind of missions (or whatever) did he do?

[unbluffable]

does he have a Hattori Hanzo sword?

[amplify]

ninja please

[jtr]

Perhaps you could get him to settle the grizzly-hippo question.

Plus ask him for his mother's tiramisu recipe.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

How many 5 year olds could he take, and who would win in a fight, him or a 100lb chimp?

Assume no crazy ninja weapons are allowed, just hand to hand combat.

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

Take a picture of him doing something ninja and post it.

[StringerB]

Eddie. Eddie the Ninja. Who lives in Italy...

Okay, I'm in.

Ask him if it's easier to run up walls (such as seen in Crouching Tiger) or stand on the edge of a sword (such as seen in Kill Bill Vol. 2).

Please be sure to wear the "Strictly For My Ninjas" T-Shirt when approaching Eddie.

[gol4pro]

When he is in a ninja battle with another italian ninja.... does he speak in ninja-speak or italian? WTF do ninja's speak anyway?

[elus2]

Ask him if the tea he gave you was poisoned.

[guids]

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Eddie. Eddie the Ninja. Who lives in Italy...

Okay, I'm in.

Ask him if it's easier to run up walls (such as seen in Crouching Tiger) or stand on the edge of a sword (such as seen in Kill Bill Vol. 2).

Please be sure to wear the "Strictly For My Ninjas" T-Shirt when approaching Eddie.

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Ninjas actually did a lot of "illusions" so that their public perception was that they had mystical powers, thats where a lot of the pop culture stuff comes from.


Ask him for a rundown of his lifestory pls.