best foxwoods character

[grandgnu]

Bettie, the loud crazy woman who keeps pulling 50's out of her purse in the 5/10 Omaha hi/lo with kill game.

On the river:

Her: I've got 10's and 7's.....

Me: I've got Aces and 6's plus the nut low

Her: But I've got 10's and 7's....and I have a low

Me: SCOOOOOP!

[jkamowitz]

GERONOMO!!!!

or maaaybe that tight ass asian 20/40 guy (action-eddie) that leaves every orbit and only plays AA, KK and talks to me like I'm the brother he never had. . .god i hate him.

[Barry]

He took a beat and broke a rack over the rail. That gave him a 3 month time out.

Scrub, Cabby is actually a nice guy if you keep the conversation away from poker. He's very smart.

[Barry]

You sure you're not thinking of Lorraine? She's the reason to be in that game.

[grandgnu]

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You sure you're not thinking of Lorraine?

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Ugh, you're right, Lorraine. I work for an ambulance company and we have an equally annoying lady named Bettie who's one of our frequent flyers. Sorry for the mix-up. Lorraine it is.

[Barry]

Then of course there's Norman.

Ears like Dumbo, plays too many hands, bluffs too much, will bet his unimproved AK into a big field all the way, then complain because he never wins and always loses with his "big hands".

Then when he's stuck, he doesn't muck his hand, he just lifts up his hands. The dealers really love him when he gets that way. He also used to have a roll of $.50 pieces to toke the dealers.

[grandgnu]

Who's that dude who's always wearing the Fubu type gear and some bling, always looking all urban? I think he won some 7-stud event last year. Last I knew he had dreadlocks or corn-rows or something.

I saw him begging some old guy at my table to stake him for a $100 tournament (before his win). And I heard some story about him winning 60-70 grand and then blowing it in a day or two down in Vegas?

[mmcd]

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Then of course there's Norman.

Ears like Dumbo, plays too many hands, bluffs too much, will bet his unimproved AK into a big field all the way, then complain because he never wins and always loses with his "big hands".

Then when he's stuck, he doesn't muck his hand, he just lifts up his hands. The dealers really love him when he gets that way. He also used to have a roll of $.50 pieces to toke the dealers.

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[FatalError]

yeah and the bastard took 17 racks out of the game one time, some kind of record

[FatalError]

yeah it was the 500$ O8 i think, he's constantly broke as far as i know, someone probably had most of his action