official 2006 tax brags and beats

[IronFly]

I get a small refund because of my charitable donations last year.

[Gildwulf]

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because i am super smart the IRS owes me around 2.5k. I however have no idea how much I won from poker for these same reasons.

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step 1) tax evasion

walk me through step 2 and 3

[IronFly]

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because i am super smart the IRS owes me around 2.5k. I however have no idea how much I won from poker for these same reasons.

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step 1) tax evasion

walk me through step 2 and 3

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step 1 - tax evasion
step 2 - post about in on the internet
step 3 - jail!

[derosnec]

what's a "session" for HU SNGs? each game? that could get expensive.

random hypo:

assume 60% winner at $50 HU SNGs for 10,000 games.

$300k won - $200k lost - $25,000 rake = $75k profit.

taxes of .3x % x 300k > profit

[danzasmack]

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because i am super smart the IRS owes me around 2.5k. I however have no idea how much I won from poker for these same reasons.

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step 1) tax evasion

walk me through step 2 and 3

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step 1 - tax evasion
step 2 - post about in on the internet
step 3 - jail!

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lolo i do nothing illegel except i used to drink when i was underage

have you ever seen armagedon? i have a similar agreement with the IRS because of my good looks/bo staff skills

[fees]

how much should you have made to be filing taxes?

[HeroInBlack]

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how much should you have made to be filing taxes?

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$0.01

[IWEARGOGGLES]

Beat: I owe about 6 figures.
Beat: My tax guy won't let me deduct my 10k entry to WPT Fallsview and my 2.7k entry to the Canadian Poker Open
Brag: I have the money to pay it.
Variance: Going to meet him tomorrow to get him to deduct that crap because he is a fool.

[delaware99]

February my accountant tells me i owe $4k. I fire up the computer and win the $4k. Check comes from UB same day as my account tells me i can take a complete loss on some of my other investments (long story... basically money i never saw anyway).

I now get a refund of $4.7k + 4k i won on UB= Great success!


All in time for my trip to Vegas on Friday.

[TurdFerguson]

Beat: I work full-time and play poker only as a hobby.
Brag: I make 6 figures.
Beat: I has a mortgage.
Brag: Mortgage interest payments are tax-deductible.
Brag: Tax refund this year was over $6.3K. SHIPPPPP IT!