You know you play too much poker if...

[hra146]

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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OMG ... I do that like EVERY TIME I buy WHATEVER

[Eskaborr]

You wake up randomly in the middle of the night screaming "I CALL".

Has anyone else been in that half awake half asleep zone and feel as if you are at the table just to look around and see you're in your bedroom alone?

[SecretOfMana]

when you tell the dealer you want to stay in Blackjack you blurt out "check".

[derosnec]

you begin to calculate the EV of your decision and say "[censored] it im all in"

[idrinkcoors]

On the 16th green, your 10 foot putt spins around the rim of the cup and rests right on the ridge without going in. You yell out: "Bad Beat" and the rest of the foursome look at you like you're a freak.

[kindergartencop]

your broke............

[0evg0]

the only one that applies to me is the BI one.

the rest of these suck and simply indicate you are a loser who happens to play poker, not a poker player who happens to be a loser.

[tufat23]

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when you tell the dealer you want to stay in Blackjack and tap the table, not realising that this means you want anotehr card [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] .

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[Spechel EDD]

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[popeye18]

Your in debt for hundreds of thousands of dollars, your wife has left you, your kids wont talk to you, and you contemplate suicide by a loaded pistol and bottle of whiskey everynight.