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[Heavens_Myst]

from the same table, of course im stuck 2 buyins at it and don't get any more chances at making happy meals off this type of idiocy:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($79.45)
Hero ($23.05)
BB ($40.80)
UTG ($13.85)
MP ($45.55)
CO ($14.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.5</font>, UTG calls $0.50.

Turn: ($1.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $7</font>, UTG calls $1.

River: ($13.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $11</font>, UTG calls $8.10 (All-In).

Final Pot: $32.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 9s 9d (full house, nines full of fives).
UTG has As Jd (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: BB wins $32.70. </font>

[Heavens_Myst]

nope, wait, more idiocy

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($5.45)
Hero ($22.50)
MP ($52.55)
CO ($18.55)
Button ($64.70)
SB ($24.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($2.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $4.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $13.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $22.5</font>, Hero calls $8 (All-In).

Turn: ($46.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($46.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $46.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jc Jh (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Button has 4c Tc (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $45.35. Button wins $1. </font>

[futuredoc85]

do u have any for not couch money?

[Heavens_Myst]

no

[futuredoc85]

fair enough. here are some slightly less than optimal preflop all ins for monies not typically found in couches, you can pretend they were yours if you want.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($139.80)
CO ($187.10)
Button ($112.30)
SB ($100)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($97.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $13</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $100</font>, Hero calls $87 (All-In).

Flop: ($200) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($200) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($200) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $200

Results in white below:
SB has Js Ad (one pair, kings).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $200.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($225.15)
CO ($154.05)
Button ($197)
Hero ($201)
BB ($200)
UTG ($113.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, MP calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $200</font>, UTG folds, MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls $160.

Flop: ($416) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($416) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($416) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $416

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Ks (three of a kind, kings).
BB has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $416.

[Heavens_Myst]

yes but the entire purpose of this thread was the AA v AQ ridiculousness, I could honestly care less about your KK and AA ventures, couch money or noncouch money.

[futuredoc85]

well i was gonna tell you how to make your AA hold vs AX but now i dont think i will

[kkcountry]

futuredoc,

did you jump straight to 100NL from sng's? I'm considering getting into NL cashaments after extended stays in sng and sh minbet hells.

[futuredoc85]

played 50NL w/ no clue for a couple thousand hands, then got coached by pasterbator while moving to 100NL. started 200NL recently. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] pasterbator

[Heavens_Myst]

teach me your ways then