Best Quick Joke you know

[Amid Cent]

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Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?"

A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Q: What did the dyslexic pirate say?

A: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Q: What did the retarded pirate say?

A: YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[gilbert]

what's the best part of having sex with twenty-nine year olds?

answer in white
<font color="white">there's twenty of them. </font>

[ThinMan]

jake

[ClassicBob]

Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Holy God. My friend has had that in his profile for probably two years now. I just got it today. I am awesome.

[trying2learn]

how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


















wanna go bike riding?

[bravos1]

[ QUOTE ]
how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


















wanna go bike riding?

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Stop interrupting me from counting the cracks in the sidewalk... damn, gotta start over... one...two...three....

[Matt Williams]

Q- What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?




A- Get out of my sun.

[TheIrishThug]

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?


<font color="white">None, you can cry better in the dark.</font>

[mlh2e]

How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?





































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